prayer-jack

To spontaneously and with little to no warning, begin praying with strangers you just met. Most of the time this is done holding hands.

They seemed like very nice people and right before we turned to walk away, he asked me "can we pray?". Before I could respond he reached for my hand, and prayer-jacked me.

by hitworth June 14, 2021

Prayer

Pretty useless nonsense unless you help.

"Thoughts and prayers."

by TRUE"Jesus" February 20, 2025

The Pimps Prayer

Lord please pray the the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong lord so she may learn a hoes place amen

Let us pray the pimps prayer

by KrakenGod22 November 28, 2023

Prayer

Sweetest and prettiest girl you have ever met.She is always here for you, but will clown you when you Mess up but still love you anyway

Prayer don’t let people bring you down

by Praye November 22, 2021

The back snapping of a fucking prayer

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...You are now "The back snapping of a fucking prayer".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025

Pacifist's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep."

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Pacifist's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep."

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025