by Jak33333666 December 30, 2021
Get the Oatmeal Cornbreadmug. A horrid, vile creature, half woman, half troll. Despised by any who know her. This mythical creature speaks only in lies and lures others into her coven with promises of riches. Like most demons she lives to destroy what is good and pure. Usually the Oatmeal Hogan (called “Oatmeal face” by those who have survived interactions with her) lives a solitary unloved existence, but will leave the safety of the bridge she lives beneath to attack first responders or to attend packers football games.
How did that fire district get destroyed and all those people lose fire protection? Oh that’s right they listened to Oatmeal Hogans lies.
by Shade Pilcorn July 9, 2025
Get the Oatmeal Hoganmug. Man 1: “I gave Little Debbie an oatmeal creampie last night it was so hot.”
Man 2: “Dang dude, that’s gross didn’t you get shit on your dick? “
Man 2: “Dang dude, that’s gross didn’t you get shit on your dick? “
by Craven Moorehead October 23, 2022
Get the Oatmeal Creampiemug. person 1-Maybeinsert conspiracy theory actually is true
person 2-no that's just stupid
person 1-omg what do you know?!
person 2-fucking Oatmeal people...
person 2-no that's just stupid
person 1-omg what do you know?!
person 2-fucking Oatmeal people...
by Benun BAD BOY SWAG SWAG SWAG February 1, 2021
Get the Oatmeal peoplemug. protein oatmeal, can also be mixed with, (protein, roids, creatine, hgh, glutamine, test boosters, and nitric oxide.)
me and the bros hit the gym early in the AM, before we went to get chicks. We ate our daily bowl of pro-oatmeal so we'd look super swoll.
by brolife July 13, 2011
Get the pro-oatmealmug. by DollFace07 March 17, 2023
Get the Oatmeal creampiemug. by Mr Logistics November 12, 2022
Get the Oatmeal Piemug.