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Oatmeal Cornbread

Idk wtf that is but apparently St3phhArt's mom is making it
by Jak33333666 December 30, 2021
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Oatmeal Hogan

A horrid, vile creature, half woman, half troll. Despised by any who know her. This mythical creature speaks only in lies and lures others into her coven with promises of riches. Like most demons she lives to destroy what is good and pure. Usually the Oatmeal Hogan (called “Oatmeal face” by those who have survived interactions with her) lives a solitary unloved existence, but will leave the safety of the bridge she lives beneath to attack first responders or to attend packers football games.
How did that fire district get destroyed and all those people lose fire protection? Oh that’s right they listened to Oatmeal Hogans lies.
by Shade Pilcorn July 9, 2025
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Oatmeal Creampie

A creampie into an ass that’s full of shit
Man 1: “I gave Little Debbie an oatmeal creampie last night it was so hot.”
Man 2: “Dang dude, that’s gross didn’t you get shit on your dick? “
by Craven Moorehead October 23, 2022
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Oatmeal people

someone who is so stupid you start to wonder if their brain is full of oatmeal
person 1-Maybeinsert conspiracy theory actually is true
person 2-no that's just stupid
person 1-omg what do you know?!
person 2-fucking Oatmeal people...
by Benun BAD BOY SWAG SWAG SWAG February 1, 2021
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pro-oatmeal

protein oatmeal, can also be mixed with, (protein, roids, creatine, hgh, glutamine, test boosters, and nitric oxide.)
me and the bros hit the gym early in the AM, before we went to get chicks. We ate our daily bowl of pro-oatmeal so we'd look super swoll.
by brolife July 13, 2011
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Oatmeal creampie

When you cum inside a person over the age of 65
I hooked up with this gilf the other night and gave her an oatmeal creampie
by DollFace07 March 17, 2023
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Oatmeal Pie

Describing the resemblance of what a woman of color’s stomach may look like after pregnancy.
“Man I can tell she just had a baby. I saw she had an oatmeal pie when she took her shirt off.”
by Mr Logistics November 12, 2022
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