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Oatmeal Pie

Describing the resemblance of what a woman of color’s stomach may look like after pregnancy.
“Man I can tell she just had a baby. I saw she had an oatmeal pie when she took her shirt off.”
by Mr Logistics November 12, 2022
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charlotte oatmeal

A delicious breakfast treat that comes 6 to a pack and gets stuck in the inbound handlers.
"Hey! Old man Maur needs 18 Charlotte Oatmeals goddammit!"
by Roger Hogsmith February 6, 2025
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oatmeal pie face

boo boooatmeal pie face… sheree would not be the one to mess with
by thee bone collector November 5, 2022
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Oatmeal trick

When you pull a sick trick using oatmeal, like getting someone to say “thicker than a bowl of oatmeal” in court.
*Spectators chanting*
Oatmeal trick! Oatmeal trick! Oatmeal trick!”
*Whips out oatmeal*
WHOOOOOO
by Oatmeal trickster October 16, 2022
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Brown sugar oatmeal

The ejaculation of semen into a black woman's rectum, and sucking it out. Resulting in a nice white oatmeal surrounded by brown sugar.
"Gerald went home and decided to give his wife the Ol' brown sugar oatmeal. He came over in the morning with a napkin wiping his jowels."
by Kneegrodamus October 22, 2013
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Oatmeal Creampie

To regurgitate into the female genitalia, and then proceed to ejaculate into said genitalia.
Brian: Yo did you hear? Brody and Sara had an oatmeal creampie!
Tony: Yeah man, he warned that he felt sick but she didn't care.
by XNarz November 30, 2020
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