Knob notching

The practice of scanning the male participants of an office gathering in order to imagine, and score/rate their penis.

She secretly indulged in some Knob notching during the team meeting and decided to award her manager with the highest score of 9/10.

by KJBB February 19, 2009

Top notch

top notch, another word to replace "amazing"

Sex with her is top notch, my soccer skills are top notch, her vagina is top notch.

by PewPewshots August 31, 2017

Notch boy

Like a big dumb bitch, but biggerer and dumberer

You’re such a notch boy Zach brown, you big dumb bitch

by Notchboylover June 19, 2025

Peep the notch

"Peep the notch" is the vaguer derivative of phrases like "peep the gram" or "peep twitter", in which you use to inform people to check out your most recent post on any of your social media accounts. This version of the phrase was popularized by Canadian body builder, @joeys.physique.

Joey: "Peep the notch man!"

by YaBoyDaniel December 7, 2017

Notch

If a white nigga named tyson is crossing his fingers during a notch kayla can go suck a dick.

I was crossing my fingers fuck your notch

by Tysonmosher May 29, 2018

Notch

Notch means almost like, do it! Or you have to do it!

Her: Im deleting all my social media.

Him: Notch

by Emmachapman190 November 29, 2016

Notch

A stupid trend in the current generation of children, where someone gets dared to do something and another person says "Notch". The person who has been dared must now do the dare or they lose a portion of their eye brow, but if the person follows through with the dare, the person who declared "Notch" must lose a portion of their brow instead.

"Im gonna jump off the bridge down by the elementary school" Tim announced

" Notch" yelled his friend Jim.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*a few hours later*

"Looks like your losing a chunk of eye brow now" Tim says as he shivers, climbing out of the chilled water.

"God not again!" Jim scoughs as he realizes Tim didnt bluff .

by Damn_Son_-_-_-_9 October 12, 2017