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the fitsgerald method

Picking a fight with somebody then sending a friend with a knife to get his ass beat while you stay at home smoking meth amphetamine.
I'm too much of a pussy to fight my own battles.. Lets spark up a bowl of shitty meth and use the Fitsgerald Method. Let's send Stephen with a knife..
by Anyonefromlowville March 17, 2016
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Bryce Method

The quintessential "cock block". Slipping in and stealing the hot girl away from the guy who brought her to the bar. Common method used in most college towns yet requires a fair amount of skill and grit.
Friend 1. Damn, that chick is hot. Looks like shes with someone tho.
Friend 2. So... just use the Bryce Method
by Johnny Turntable July 2, 2011
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The Goldade Method

Like Onlyfans but in reverse. A situation were you send an innocent girl pictures of your balls every 15 seconds until she pays you $15.99 to stop for a month.
It’s been hard trying to make money with nothing but an ag Ed degree and a creepy mustache so I’ve had to resort to The Goldade Method just to make an income.
by Jermey Sanchez December 17, 2020
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munga method

Person 1: I’m thinking of saving some toilet paper by just having a shower afterwards.
Person 2: That’s a bit of a munga method, sir
by Snaguage November 10, 2021
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stamp method

the lick and stick or you eat her pussie and then u fuck her or visa versa
Person one: Little Johny used the stamp method on Sally!
Person two: Its about time that boy got some pussy
by Dom December 20, 2004
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The Linus Method

When a wants a song that nobody else would want he posts in announcements mentioning that the song is a once in a lifetime opportunity for a group buy. He then promotes the song as “insane” and when nobody likes the song after it leaks he gets upset because it’s ass.**
I got this new song but don’t know how to push people I got to use “The Linus Method”
by Opmdog1629 October 1, 2023
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The Gogurt Method

When you freeze a Gogurt, cut a small hole in the top and use it as a dildo. When it heats up enough and the Gogurt comes out, you are done, because it nutted in you.
Did you hear what that Grant kid did the other night.

Yeah, The Gogurt Method with a whole box!
Was it one at a time or the whole box at once?
That Grant probably did one at a time, but who knows with a kid like that.
by Clamarco's Papachino September 25, 2019
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