Illinois Lawnmower

When a man attaches a razorblade to his penis, and performs a 'helicopter' right above a woman's pubic area (she MUST have a bush for this to work).

Homie 1: "You know Jessica from algebra?"
Homie 2: "Yeah man, rumor is she has never shaved her pubes and has a full-on rainforest in her pants."
Homie 1: "That's no rumor bro, I'm going to her house after school to help her, thinking about giving her an illinois lawnmower."
Homie 2: "Tiiiiight. Hey listen, she's really hot so if the razor slices her leg, can you bring me some of her blood? I'll buy it from you, I just want to put it under my tongue so it gets in my bloodstream."

by Mydickislikeamovie Uncut August 17, 2018

Lawnmower technique

When a girl is full of laxatives and you rip a pair of anal needs out like your starting a lawnmower

Hey girl, wanna do the lawnmower technique and see what splats

by Jdawg420289747 February 16, 2024

Louisiana Lawnmower

When a man pours a can of beer into a woman's asshole, followed by putting anal beads in, She will then try to take a shit, as she does the man rips out the anal beads like he is starting a lawnmower.

Person 1: I gave my three year old a Louisiana lawnmower
Person 2: what the fuck Jim

by Freaky Gooner 405 August 1, 2025

Lawnmower

The thing a Mexican uses to mow my lawn

The Mexican used the lawnmower to mow my lawn

by Dhdve February 11, 2022

human lawnmower

You are a fucking cow if your called this.

YOU ARE A FUCKING HUMAN LAWNMOWER!!

by anonymous February 24, 2023

lawnmower Man’d

The act of belittling someone by stating the obvious. Jedi level sarcasm.

Damn dude, you just got Lawnmower man’d

by anonymous October 13, 2023

Desmodromic Lawnmower

Someone or Something which is a complete waste of time and effort.
Referring to Italian motorcycle manufacturer Ducati's "desmodromic" valve system, used on high performance motorcycles, which is vastly complicated and would give no observable benefits if integrated into a lawnmower engine.

David you fucking desmodromic lawnmower, for the fifteenth time, get out of my house!

Nah, fixing that shed is like putting Desmodromic Valves on a mower.

by xX_Herbert_McClusky_69_Xx December 28, 2020