kangaroo jimmy

An Australian mate that thinks his uncircumcised penis is a condom

Oi mate! I’ll just kangaroo jimmy cheers mate.

by DR. Bitcoin October 14, 2021

Happy Kangaroo

When you clean out your marijuana pipe and use the rez by cleaning it off the the stick/paper clip with a nug of pot (like a jellyfilled donut) and then stick that in the middle of the bowl. Then you sprinkle several different strains over it.

I’ve saved up a few strains of the herb, ya wanna create a happy kangaroo and light it up?

by Hedeledel dee November 28, 2018

Jump the Kangaroo

A man sending a picture of his genitals to another person.

"Hey Brandon, jump the kangaroo and send your girl a dick pic."

by TheEldestDragon December 30, 2022

Kangaroo kick

When a guy is going down on you and you round house kick him in the head as you’re about to get off.

Brah, just as Sheila was about to explode, she kangaroo kicked me and gave me CTE.

by uandus January 21, 2020

Kangaroo cramp

When you see your poor pooch pinching one off in the morning.

Looking out the back door this morning Scruffy was suffering from a kangaroo cramp.

by Smrtblue December 8, 2017

Kangaroo Slamjam

The process of getting at least one of your feet lodged inside a female's vagina during kinky intercourse.

John: I tried to get kinky with Kate last night...
Carl: How'd it go?
John: I accidentally did a Kangaroo Slamjam...

by DataFlame November 3, 2016

Kangaroo Cum

Kangaroo Cum means Hard liquor made in Australia

Damn, I drank two bottles of Kangaroo Cum.

by AdolfoHitmarkler77 September 28, 2022