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Jonathan

A god. This man can dominate planets and can get all the babes. He can kill thousands of men by just thinking of it. If you wanted to demolish your enemies you would call Jonathan. Snare god as well
Jonathan just snapped that kid in half for dirty diddles.
by Snaresef November 9, 2018
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Jonathan

A man that cannot be compared to any other.

He is trustworthy and loyal with a heart of gold. His very nature makes him Extra-ordinary.

Caring, kind and generous, you will instantly fall in love with his soul. His love and affection will make you feel special and cherished.

With one look, one touch, you’ll know that he is your person. He is the one that you can’t do without. He is your true north. He is your purpose.

If you find yourself fortunate enough to know a Jonathan like mine, never take him for granted and appreciate every moment with him.

There is nothing you wouldn’t do for him.

He is simply the best.
Jonathan is a man
by DJ Ke-lay February 28, 2023
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A short pc gamer that only plays fortnite with no skin.
Jonathan u un straight
no u fricking un homo
by puzzyslr696969696969 October 1, 2018
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The most finest, hottest nigga alive. He’s gonna be rich with two kids with a girl named Jazmine ❤️🌝
Who’s Jonathan

“This fine ass nigga
Ouiii I want him 😋
by Daddyjaz June 22, 2021
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Jonathan is a man who can’t really figure life out. He will listen to people with a big audience and repeats exactly what they say. If your name isn’t Jonathan than you’re probably ignorant, but that’s ok because if you’re good at something then you’re only educated on that one topic. He can’t think for himself and goes on crazy rants. His minimum speaking time is about 3 hours, if he argues it can be more than 5 hours. He will only talk about things he likes and is the most educated but man on the planet. Jonathan goes on 5 mile runs with cargo shorts below his knees and most importantly a belt. He will post every minute of his life on social media but is still a very busy man.
Jonathan: I’m the most educated man on this planet
Me: ok but what about your baby hairs?
by anon5562 July 26, 2019
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A warriors bandwagon

Hates on lebrons greatness

A finessing god with the ladies
Does damage in the bedroom

Thinks Kobe is better then Jordan

Hates on smite players

Says he hipped everyone to a lot of music artist

Always in his older brothers shadow
A drop off in 2k
The best fifa player in Brockton hands down

Was once a dagger king

Goes by KING JO
Is very smart

Corrects everyone’s grammar

Thinks he’s always right
Jonathan is a wise man
by J John May 29, 2019
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A small dude that is such a bbot he cant even be nice. Sometimes he is nice but it depends
Person1:Jonathan is such a bbot
by YouHaveLigma333 May 5, 2019
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