When a man with an uncircumcised penis cums, then with his floppy slaps the girl/guy he's with across the face.
Mary: So what you and Daquan get into last night?
Lauren: Oh, he gave me an Egyptian Rat Slap.
Mary: Damn, I need me a man like Daquan.
Lauren: Oh, he gave me an Egyptian Rat Slap.
Mary: Damn, I need me a man like Daquan.
by SpaceWalking April 12, 2016
Guy 1: That bitch was so freaky last night
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: She tried to give me an Egyptian ant farm
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: She tried to give me an Egyptian ant farm
by pforan00 September 16, 2015
When a man squats over a sleeping person and allows his testicles to sag down to gently lay on top of the closed eyes of said person.
*Person 1* " HA, Barb sure had a nice pair of Egyptian Eye Goggles on last night."
*Person * "Haha yeah bro, Trent gave her eyelids rug burn with those hairy things.
*Person * "Haha yeah bro, Trent gave her eyelids rug burn with those hairy things.
by bigoldfatguy December 08, 2011
Making history.
Winning a battle or overcoming a challenge.
Getting things done in a quick, efficient, epic manner.
Talking the talk and being able to walk the walk.
A more sophisticated way to say git-r-done.
Derived from the Egyptians taking back control of their country between 25 January 2011 and 13 February 2011.
Winning a battle or overcoming a challenge.
Getting things done in a quick, efficient, epic manner.
Talking the talk and being able to walk the walk.
A more sophisticated way to say git-r-done.
Derived from the Egyptians taking back control of their country between 25 January 2011 and 13 February 2011.
Announcer 1: TRAVIS PASTRANA! TRAVIS PASTRANA! Double back flip with a double pits to chesty!
Announcer 2: Yes, Mike! That is a man who can walk like an Egyptian!
Announcer 2: Yes, Mike! That is a man who can walk like an Egyptian!
by E-519 February 12, 2011
Egyptian Brown Mist has a few steps....
1.) Spend 2 whole days eating nothing but pure fiber and laxatives.
2.) Hold your shit in
3.) After the two days of making your shit into a pure liquid state, offer to have sex with your partner
4.) Then while having sex doggystyle tell your partner you are going to cum.
5.) Before she can turn around, you bend over and spread your cheeks.
6.) As soon as her head rears around you unload all of the shit you have been storing up for the past few days in one massive liquid blast all over her face.
1.) Spend 2 whole days eating nothing but pure fiber and laxatives.
2.) Hold your shit in
3.) After the two days of making your shit into a pure liquid state, offer to have sex with your partner
4.) Then while having sex doggystyle tell your partner you are going to cum.
5.) Before she can turn around, you bend over and spread your cheeks.
6.) As soon as her head rears around you unload all of the shit you have been storing up for the past few days in one massive liquid blast all over her face.
Man last night I gave Bernice the 'ol Egyptian Brown Mist and I had to burn the sheets because they were covered in puddles of shit!
by Nastiestpoopweinerurinaldeuce January 26, 2009
by bobpoppy April 09, 2008
by tulsabigeric August 14, 2010