one for the ditch

that last drink that may send you over the edge into the ditch while driving home from a party or bar

Your friends or even foe may be leaving the party and you ask them "How about one for the ditch".

by hardknees June 02, 2009

Itch in the Ditch

(adverb) a phrase you say to someone when you see them scratching their butt crack or anywhere in the vicinity of the butt crack. Can also be used when you see them pulling out their underwear or pants from the butt crack area; can also be used when a female does this in the lower frontal extremity

Itch in the Ditch

by sekajakes July 01, 2010

ditch banger

A snowmobile (also see “snow machine”) possessing the appropriate suspension travel and handling characteristics to ride haphazardly, or drunkenly through rural drainage conduits. First coined in the Midwest, it is gaining popularity in mountain western states.

That Polaris with the 12 inch suspension made one hell of a ditch banger until I didn’t see that mailbox and then holy-wah, there it was!

by Commander Orth February 19, 2011

Ditch Ornament

A dead animal in a ditch or on the side of the road

Did you see that ditch ornament back there? It looked like a skunk.

by Xandria March 09, 2021

phone ditch

When you tell someone that you will call them back and then don't.

Hey! You phone ditched me! Why didn't you call me back?/

by NickNineteenNinety February 18, 2010

insta-ditch

the action of/pertaining to being instantaneously ditched by a friend/comrade/acquaintance for another activity or person

I was going to hang out with Jenna but she insta-ditched me for Jake.

by jak attack January 08, 2008

ditched the chowder

To drop everything you're doing, typically to pursue a hot girl that just walked by.

Yeah Ted was around earlier, but he ditched the chowder for this seven that stopped by earlier.

by McLeeloo May 17, 2010