Quite common in Northern California, Cycle Cunts are cyclists who ride through city thoroughfares at either highway speeds or slow as fuck. They often travel in packs and have complete disregard for their fellow users of the road. They obey few traffic laws and the ones they do they enforce with their lives. Often seen blocking traffic, harassing pedestrians, clustering in fire zones and crosswalks, or riding up busy sidewalks.
Not all cyclists are Cycle Cunts though, some are nice. Some.
Not all cyclists are Cycle Cunts though, some are nice. Some.
Woman: "HONEY THE BRAKES THAT MAN IS CROSSING THE STREET"
Man: "Hildegard calm your shit he's a cyclist he can't be riding in that crosswalk on a red light!
*honks horn* Fuck you Cycle Cunts!"
Man: "Hildegard calm your shit he's a cyclist he can't be riding in that crosswalk on a red light!
*honks horn* Fuck you Cycle Cunts!"
by Moses Magoo January 5, 2015
Get the Cycle Cunt mug.Derived from the baseball term, in which a player hits a home run, triple, double, and single, in one game, To Hit for the cycle is to become romanticaly involved with a Woman, Shemale, and Man over the period of a week, usually Thursday, Friday and Saturday. It is usually easier for Bisexual men to hit for the cycle as bisexual women have a hard time finding a shemale to have sex with them.
However, it should not be made known that you are trying for the cycle as respect for others should be taken into consideration.
An assisted cycle is when the other people are aware of the feat at which you are attempting. This is not as impressive, as the names of all four people are placed in the record book instead of just one.
However, it should not be made known that you are trying for the cycle as respect for others should be taken into consideration.
An assisted cycle is when the other people are aware of the feat at which you are attempting. This is not as impressive, as the names of all four people are placed in the record book instead of just one.
by lounging1234louie July 31, 2010
Get the hit for the cycle mug.The process of accidentally, or purposely, acquiring other peoples Bic lighters. One looses a Bic, another finds it. Or one steals one from a friend or foe.
The Bic cycle occurs when a friend leaves his lighter over at your house, by default it is yours.
Or you accidentally snag a friends lighter after smoking a cigarette or bowl.
Or you accidentally snag a friends lighter after smoking a cigarette or bowl.
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Get the gnar-cycle mug.A cycle of Bitchery that starts with one bitch gossiping to another bitch about a bitch leading to the bitch hearing the gossip to continue the cycle. Also called "The BC"
Bruh, Brittany gossiped about me to Rosa so I told Shauna about it and she told Brittany. I guess I'm stuck in the bitch cycle.
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Get the the bitch cycle mug.The practice of observing, recording & interpreting bodily signs associated with the menstrual cycle. These signs include waking body temperature taken orally under the tongue every morning & cervical fluid observed on toilet paper after wiping across the vaginal opening. These signs are recorded in a simple chart - hence why this practice is often called cycle charting.
Cycle charting can yield health insights & allow people who menstruate to identify the days during their cycle when unprotected sex could lead to pregnancy. If they're trying to avoid pregnancy they can use barriers (condoms or a diaphragm) on those days & enjoy deliciously natural sex on all other days of their cycle. This is called the sympto-thermal fertility awareness method. It's 99.6% effective with perfect use & is *not* the same as the old-fashioned calendar rhythm method. It's currently being embraced by lots of crunchy people who aren't wanting to use hormonal contraception. It's secular & pro-choice.
Cycle charting is also not the same as period tracking. Period tracking is simply noting the days of menstruation. This information can be used to guesstimate approximately when your next period might be due but it can't give insights into your overall cycle nor can it be used to avoid pregnancy effectively.
Cycle charting can yield health insights & allow people who menstruate to identify the days during their cycle when unprotected sex could lead to pregnancy. If they're trying to avoid pregnancy they can use barriers (condoms or a diaphragm) on those days & enjoy deliciously natural sex on all other days of their cycle. This is called the sympto-thermal fertility awareness method. It's 99.6% effective with perfect use & is *not* the same as the old-fashioned calendar rhythm method. It's currently being embraced by lots of crunchy people who aren't wanting to use hormonal contraception. It's secular & pro-choice.
Cycle charting is also not the same as period tracking. Period tracking is simply noting the days of menstruation. This information can be used to guesstimate approximately when your next period might be due but it can't give insights into your overall cycle nor can it be used to avoid pregnancy effectively.
Since coming off the pill I've become totally obsessed with cycle charting! I love being more in touch with my body and being able to avoid pregnancy without having to use condoms every day of my cycle.
by oh cecilia October 14, 2018
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1. "But this is true"
2. Makes an argument.
3. Is proven wrong.
4. Says "no"
5. Repeat
Don't let keegan's half-assed attempts at renaming this "the chris cycle" fool you, only he could make an argument this retarded.
1. "But this is true"
2. Makes an argument.
3. Is proven wrong.
4. Says "no"
5. Repeat
Don't let keegan's half-assed attempts at renaming this "the chris cycle" fool you, only he could make an argument this retarded.
"Ok but what you just said is in direct contradiction to what Chet said"
"No"
"Classic example of the keegan cycle"
"No"
"Classic example of the keegan cycle"
by betterthankeegan October 18, 2018
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