Bork Bork

A Police Dog in the performance of it's duties by biting a suspect.

The Police Bork Bork got his first Nom Nom.

by UnhappyBozo April 20, 2023

Bork

A BORK is a conjunction of the words Bork and dORK. A Bork can be a dork who is mind numbingly boring or even dorkish boring person.

Lets face it, Amber, Scott is a uber BORK. When i think of a BORK his boring dorky face is all i see.

by Jon Narki February 2, 2010

Banging Bork

When an individual does intimate things with inanimate objects and leaves a tangy substance behind that looks kinda green. It might be an std, maybe a splash of diarrhea or a booger.

My friend did a banging Bork to my computer chair.. it smells like pure shit and tastes sorta sour.. why does she do this to all of my possessions?

by GonorrhoeaGobbler September 2, 2024

Borked

1. To have botched something up beyond repair.

2. When something is botched up beyond repair.

Sentences for definition 1
1 - "Dude, my dad borked the goddamn coffee maker again."
2 - "I've really borked my chances with her now. My words flowed out uncensored and ended up having a Freudian slip. I'm really sad I can never penetrate her."
Examples for definition 2
1 - "My grades are borked. There's not way I'm getting through grade 11 with a 35 in math and English."

by mentalkid123 June 6, 2018

bork

to put your pinky toe up somebody's nostril

Jennifer: Why is your pinky toe up my nose?
Jalloupé: Because i felt like borking you
Jennifer: I would prefer you not bork me
Jalloupé: I like the way my pinky toe feels in oyur nostril

by #IChooseChoccy January 6, 2017

Bork

An affectionate name used for your dog when they act a fool.

Bruno stop being such a Bork lord.

She’s going full Bork!

by bluerodeogirl January 3, 2021

Bork

Showing up to a friend's house unexpectingly, unannounced or uninvited.

He isn't picking up his phone, I am only a few blocks away, so I am just going to bork him.

by David Ambient November 5, 2012