Bob

A university prof who lectures you on useless content such as how to read a meter stick for three fuckin hours.

God damnit, I have to take Bob's course. At least it's an easy credit

by kh4zhang September 9, 2019

Bob

Bob is a name used immediately when you cant think of a name. It is truly inspirational.

I love my friend Bob

by Globglogabgalab72 March 11, 2019

Bob

Deron’s stuffed animal

“Hey Deron do you have bob?”

by Dumbrich November 25, 2019

BOB

Battery Operated Boyfriend

"I got lonely, so I used my BOB."

by CAN I BORROW YOUR TOOTHBRUSH May 31, 2018

Bob

A loud noise. Like a thud but more Bobby

Did something explode? I just heard a large bob.

by Manic Mongoose September 2, 2018

Bob

The second coolest person who has ever walked this earth, bro. Bob could be your imaginary friend in third grade, bro sittin in the empty seats around you, bro because you were a loner and still are a loner, and have developed social anxiety, depression, low self esteem, and suicidal thoughts....bro. Bob will be there for you...hopefully. Or he could be your big brothers friend, and pretty cool, because he plays siege with you, because you're a loner and you have developed social anxiety....Nvm imma go see if Bob's online.....Midget marine is the #1 coolest person to walk the earth.

Aron: "Bob's dat boii, bro"
Teacher: "Bob's not real, bro."
Aron: "your not real, you fake, plastic face, silicon boob ass bitch, bro."
Teacher: "okay, Bob. Grab your crayons along with Aron."

by Definitions...bro December 10, 2018

Bob

Bob is weird. He thinks that every holiday (except Easter) is Easter. He was disowned at birth from the Staple family. The Staple family keeps him around (for some reason) and keep him in the fireplace.

“ Stay in the fireplace, Bob.”

by RA9 January 17, 2019