What you say when you see someone hit someone else in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's dead
Oh my God! That was testicular super-homicide!
by yrgh October 5, 2025
Get the Testicular super-homicidemug. by Bigboywords69420 July 18, 2023
Get the testicular Tuesdaymug. Joe: "Dude, Check out that chick at the bar"
Manly man: "Oh her? I banged her last week"
Joe: "Man, your testicularity has no bounds"
Madden: "4th and 24 on his own one yard line, and he going for it, now that coach has testicularity"
Manly man: "Oh her? I banged her last week"
Joe: "Man, your testicularity has no bounds"
Madden: "4th and 24 on his own one yard line, and he going for it, now that coach has testicularity"
by Testicularus November 18, 2012
Get the testicularitymug. 1.(Scientific)
The moment you look at a fellow male and see him take testicular damage in any way, and you twist/straighten/move your body like you were the one taking the damage.
2.(Bro Code)
The moment you go '' UUuuuuuuuuuu'' when a homie gets hit in the dicc
The moment you look at a fellow male and see him take testicular damage in any way, and you twist/straighten/move your body like you were the one taking the damage.
2.(Bro Code)
The moment you go '' UUuuuuuuuuuu'' when a homie gets hit in the dicc
*Sees a random guy get hit in the nuts*
Fuckkkkkkkkkkkk bro that hurt, testicular telepathy hits hard
Fuckkkkkkkkkkkk bro that hurt, testicular telepathy hits hard
by DefinitelyNotRain June 16, 2022
Get the Testicular Telepathymug. by yrgh October 5, 2025
Get the Testicular grievous bodily harmmug. An ancient rite of passage observed in the mountainous regions of Armenia, where "bitch ass pussy men" attempt to transform into "giga gnads" by enduring a series of brutal ball-busting sessions clad in traditional spandex loincloth.
The ritual begins at dawn, with omega males chanting ancient Armenian hymns. A village priestess, known as the "Master of Misery," usually some exasperated waifu in a pair of steel-toed stiletto heels, takes center stage. One by one, the men step forward and brace themselves for the inevitable. The kicks come fast and furious, each one accompanied by a hearty "Welcome to Armenia!" from the crowd. Some men weep. Some men keel over. Some men question every life choice that led them to this moment. But they all endure, because in Armenia, penile hemorrhages are just a sign that you’re keeping it real.
By the end of the day, the mountains echo with the sounds of groans as the men limp back to their villages, all blue-balled and clutching their bruised wangs. The ones who make it through are celebrated as heroes, their swollen testicles a badge of honor. The ones who don’t are gently carried home on their shields, because a real chad come home with your shield, or on it.
This time-honored tradition, though not for the faint-hearted, has been warmly embraced by foot fetishists around the world. It is a testament to the indomitable spirit of manhood, and the unbreakable resilience of the divine scrotum.
The ritual begins at dawn, with omega males chanting ancient Armenian hymns. A village priestess, known as the "Master of Misery," usually some exasperated waifu in a pair of steel-toed stiletto heels, takes center stage. One by one, the men step forward and brace themselves for the inevitable. The kicks come fast and furious, each one accompanied by a hearty "Welcome to Armenia!" from the crowd. Some men weep. Some men keel over. Some men question every life choice that led them to this moment. But they all endure, because in Armenia, penile hemorrhages are just a sign that you’re keeping it real.
By the end of the day, the mountains echo with the sounds of groans as the men limp back to their villages, all blue-balled and clutching their bruised wangs. The ones who make it through are celebrated as heroes, their swollen testicles a badge of honor. The ones who don’t are gently carried home on their shields, because a real chad come home with your shield, or on it.
This time-honored tradition, though not for the faint-hearted, has been warmly embraced by foot fetishists around the world. It is a testament to the indomitable spirit of manhood, and the unbreakable resilience of the divine scrotum.
Grigor got tired of being bossed around by his wife so he secretly signed up for a six-week Talin Testicular Tenacity Training course on Khan Academy.
Alexei was so fucked up by Talin Testicular Tenacity Training that he ended up in the ER.
Alexei was so fucked up by Talin Testicular Tenacity Training that he ended up in the ER.
by ShaolinDropout February 23, 2025
Get the Talin Testicular Tenacity Trainingmug. When you cum inside someone so much you feel a small explosion from your nuts into whatever you are jizzing into.
by nutty profesor April 18, 2018
Get the Testicular nut blastmug.