Testicular Torsion

The act of twisting a man's testicles in an irregular way, typically to induce pain.

Person 1: Prepare for testicular torsion!
Person 2: What?
*Person 1 twists Person 2's balls*
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Nonery October 28, 2023

Testicular nurple

Twisting of the nuts as to cause extreme pain, paralysis, and or possibly death. But always a purple mark.

He gave him such a bad testicular nurple that he couldn't make it into work the next day.

by Xtremetruckin November 7, 2021

When a man (or women) cuts off their testacles and duct tapes them to the gennitals of another man giving him 4 nuts

Matt was extremely happy to know that thanks to the help of Paul he could have a testicular transfer

by Ikillfeminists12 June 12, 2016

The poop you have after experiencing immense testicular pain caused my Diesel.

“Dude why does the bathroom smell like fish scallops?”
“Oh man I had some testicular poop”

by Kevin Barney June 3, 2020

An action that endangers ones southern regions. Usually done on purpose.

Jack: hey john shoot me in the balls with that airsoft gun.
John: dude no way! That’s testicular Darwinism!

by UwU__Slayer July 17, 2021

When you thrust so hard during intercourse your testicles accidentally slide all the way in to the orifice of your choice.

I'm going at it like a freaking Jackhammer on 43rd Street, and then all the sudden I have a case of testicular hydroplaning right into her ass

by ObsidianWraith October 25, 2017

Most people have two balls in their sack, however, if you have the testicular triad then you have three

Person 2 “Wait you’ve only got two?”

Person 1 “Yeah??? Why”

Person 2 “I got the testicular triad!!”

by Weeb.exe1 January 1, 2023