Tessa

A man child who low key looks like a short egg and smells like a sewer rat and loves boys named Nick

Nick:wow she thicccccc or whatever

tessa: that’s kinda nasty

by tessabesta123 October 17, 2019

Tessa the tank engine

A big bitch (jk i love you cody)

Person 1 " DAMN THATS A BIG BITCH"
Person 2 "SHES LIKE A TANK"
Person 1 "GOTTA BE TESSA THE TANK ENGINE"

by you got high with me enin February 14, 2023

Tessa Tickle

A really bad name if you ask me. Who even has tickle as a last name? Even worse then Testi Ticulla

'Tessa Tickle!' Called the teacher.

by abc chicken August 10, 2025

Tessa

A girl with a monstourous cock

A Tessa is a flightless thing that inserts into Effies vaginal hole

by Bockuscreamcheese123 February 7, 2024

Hot tessa

When you squirt Dijon mustard up her butt and then have her fart onto a hot dog and eat it.

“I had the best hot dog last night”

“Was it a hot tessa?”

“Bro I wish”

by Hotdogz August 6, 2022

Tessa

A girl who is from Rwanda and just amazes you with her beauty.
Her gyatt is extremely large, gosh lots of SURFACE AREA!
She is a girly who is sweet, kind and innocent but is she? Her baby doll face makes you stop in ur tracks!
Tessa is someone who listens and agrees and makes you feel comfortable. WE LOVE TESSA!

Tessa jeeez get that gyatt outa my way!
Tessa you are perfection.
Hey guys isn’t Tessa wifey material?

by yeezyforever February 6, 2025

Tessa g

Tessa g is typically a really lazy bitch who binge watches shows in under a day for example, sex and the city, gossip girl, friends and cheers.

Oh look at that “tessa g” I don’t want you to be lazy like that missy.

by George John Washington October 6, 2020