Hot tessa

When you squirt Dijon mustard up her butt and then have her fart onto a hot dog and eat it.

“I had the best hot dog last night”

“Was it a hot tessa?”

“Bro I wish”

by Hotdogz August 6, 2022

Tessa

The sexiest of all beings

"Woah.. look at her, she must be a tessa" "approved dude, what a tessaticle."

by tessalover101 June 7, 2022

Tessa Kowski

Ugly Hoe Whos obsessed with Hippos

Omg did you hear abt that new girl?

Yeah shes such a Tessa kowski

by Lababa. July 1, 2022

Tessa

Tessa is a very beautiful person and everyone can see it

Boy: Damn, Tessa is hot

Girl: Right!

by Songxaydlover July 5, 2022

tessa my homebush

it is a word that allows people to get the Kentucky plug 24/7 courtesy of your mom

tessa my homebush pls.

by gawk231 August 22, 2022

Tessa Clark

Tessa Clark's love america. They say the pledge of allegiance out loud. They also like crushing up chips and love buzz feed quizzes. They are superman's sister and if they were a food they would be a muffin.

I love Tessa Clark's.

by I Love America and Muffins September 21, 2022

tessa

a girl who strives to be the best. she is always on top of things, but when things get tough she cracks. her room is not a typical virgo. there is trash everywhere. it is hard to walk by. a tessa is typically dumb and short. a dumb blonde some call it. she will grow up to be a trophy wife with her husband. she is something smart, not most of the time says stupid shit.

Wow, did you see tessa get above a d on her test?

by pinkfluffydog January 7, 2022