This is used in forums and can be said aloud if you'd like. It is told to drama queens and people generally being overly dramatic. It can also be said if people are talking for themselves to be heard and aren't contributing to anything when they're speaking/typing.
Jessica: So I bought three barbie dolls and then I combed their hair for six hours. They're really pretty just like me. I wish somebody would love me.
Arthur: Tell it to your blog
Jessica: What's that mean?
Arthur: Look it up on urban dictionary you overdramatic (expletive).
Arthur: Tell it to your blog
Jessica: What's that mean?
Arthur: Look it up on urban dictionary you overdramatic (expletive).
by teddyrux August 7, 2006

A sex move consisting of a male participant defecating on the head of his partner, and then shooting his excrement from his partner's head by means of his ejaculate.
by Conor the Bold February 11, 2009

Meant to emphasize how ridiculous a certain situation is. Put in front of a statement. It is never taken as a question, therefore, is never answered.
"Tell me why it was sunny this morning and now it's raining."
"Tell me why there's a hole in my rudepants."
"Tell me why there's a hole in my rudepants."
by Carbutt April 2, 2007

When someone say something stupid or simple. It's used to annoy people by asking them to tell you more when the statement is final.
Leetal - You're so lame
Johnny - Yah? Tell me more.
Leetal - ..... your lame
johnny - Yah? Tell me more.
Johnny - Yah? Tell me more.
Leetal - ..... your lame
johnny - Yah? Tell me more.
by DownSyndromeXXX September 30, 2011

What a girl says when she wants you to tell her what you were going to say. This girl usually likes you, in all situations, and is desperate to talk to you. A "please tell me" can usually be started intentionally for fun.
Guy: Hey... i have to tell u something. important.
Girl: Um.. okay?
Guy: be ready.. its really bad
Girl: OK!
Guy: ... nvm
Girl: No tell me joe
Guy: no
Girl: plzzz tell me!
Guy: no..
Girl: Please tell me!
guy: i was jk... i never had to say anything lmao
girl: wtf stop trying to lie!
guy: Blocked.
Girl: Um.. okay?
Guy: be ready.. its really bad
Girl: OK!
Guy: ... nvm
Girl: No tell me joe
Guy: no
Girl: plzzz tell me!
Guy: no..
Girl: Please tell me!
guy: i was jk... i never had to say anything lmao
girl: wtf stop trying to lie!
guy: Blocked.
by Joe AaaaaaaAaaAAaA Joe December 21, 2008

Facebook status: Carla misses the sun :-( and noticed how pale everyone looks in England today.
Friend's reply: you tell me! I think i'm gonna get some tropical sunshine in Florianopolis next month.
Friend's reply: you tell me! I think i'm gonna get some tropical sunshine in Florianopolis next month.
by Mr. Andrews McCurdle January 12, 2010

by Chaotic Crow July 27, 2021
