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thomas jefferson high school for science and technology

a high school in northern virginia (moar like northern vagina amirite) for nerds. you have to take a test to get in and like 8% of the people who apply make it in.
person a: dude i made it into thomas jefferson high school for science and technology
person b: yeah right
person a: ...yeah, you failed the test too
by ciannn June 24, 2008
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Technology

It is what will bring the damnation to all of human life. It represents what will destroy us as a race in the future.
God Dammitt! I hate technology!
by Ziggy December 22, 2004
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Applied technology high school

If you go here you are an elite person Engineering is way better than medical. Freshmen are the worst at this school and dont know how to walk. Its not that hard to get into so apply and get free college credits. Theirs a bunch of sexy dudes but the sexiest are Richard Mike and Nick. The girls are also pretty good looking but if your white you not getting no action so go back to your hometown to find some cheeks.
What school do you go to?
Bergen Tech(Dont wanna let people know they go to applied technology High School)
by Girl From ATHS October 7, 2019
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brown tooth technology

Where a wireless head set is applied using a piece of shoe lace or a piece of leather. Usually tied around the crown of the head and rigged to fit ear comfortably.
Check out this mothafucka, he is sporting that brown tooth technology.
by Bert-Oh April 22, 2007
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technology

A mobile device intended to make communication with other people easier and more efficient, e.g. a BlackBerry, iPhone, mobile phone, or laptop computer. Said technology frequently fails to work as intended, so the word "technology" carries notes of frustration and irony as well as appreciation. Since mobile technology devices evolve quickly, it is much easier to say "technology" than to refer to them by model name.
1. "I can't find the freeway entrance. Can someone use their technology to get directions from Google Maps? 2. "I'm trying to look his number up, but my technology is taking forever to load the page... god, this technology is so useless." 3. "I'm so tired of using this technology, I just want you here with me." - Justin Timberlake
by Kate Kickflip Losse August 15, 2007
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Technologytard

One who is slow or lagging in the use or understanding of any/all electronic devices. Devices include but are not limited to; computers (especially internet & e-mail), camcorders, cameras, portable GPS, DVRs, DVD players and remote controls.
A portable GPS unit would be the perfect gift for most people, except for my technologytarded mom who can barely figure out how to use e-mail.
by bem31 December 28, 2007
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Tiffany Technology

n; a woman who is constantly talking or texting on her phone while in the company of peers in which she is supposed to be social with.
Roxanne: (texting non stop)

Phil: Hey Tiffany Technology, take a break

Charles: Seriously

Roxanne :(smiles and continues to text while still looking at her screen)
by Peter Godios March 22, 2008
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