taters

butthole, anus, brown-eye
One can also, "butter" the taters.

Friend 1: "So you hit it off wit' ol' girl last night?"

Friend 2: "Oh hell yeah, buttered them taters like thanksgiving."

by beefderky June 11, 2006

taper

A male who conceals his genitals by taping them between his legs. Typically a transvestite.

Is that actually a chick, or a taper?

by The Duge February 5, 2009

dick taters

newly created slang term for genital warts on penis..

I was just about to deep throat his cock, but my tongue felt something funny, and I saw that he had a bad case of the Dick Taters!!!

by gomer79 February 27, 2011

Taters My Tots

A phrase used to explain that someone or something is causing you to feel happiness or excitement. Also, the phrase can be used in sexual contexts showing that the person the phrase is directed at turns the person on.

That girl Abby really taters my tots.

by colpal April 5, 2017

Tapestry

1.) a beard that hangs at, or below, the testicles. 2.) a beard that has not been groomed in several years, such that you would hang on a wall. 3.) hair that covers a person from head to toe.

"Drew definitely has a tapestry"

"That guy was soooo weird, he looked like a bear... tapestry out the ass!"

by e a r l y March 15, 2008

tapernackle

to read from the holy tapernackle, to get laid, to go balls deep

damn that niggas reading from the holy tapernackle, the booty scriptures

by vizcacha July 12, 2006

takers

individual:

listens too...alternative, punk, dance,drum & bass,electronic, electronica, pop, folk,rock,indie,metal,metal core,soundtrack
and anything in this area.

acts like...hate scene,emo, posers, and goth kids. hates school but likes the friends, is okay with not hating life or their parents or anything like that, is rebellious, acts like an idiot in public with there friends and dosen't care, and like to be their self with everyone. ordinary but individual people.

dresses like....Girls: long natural color, layered and strightend, skinny jeans, shorts and neon colors
(sometimes over black) loves converse, plain tee's or graphic tees or button up tee's, scarfs, little amount of makeup, like glasses sometimes

guys: long hair and any color in any style, regular jeans, no shorts, graphic tees, long layered tee's, button ups, converse.

wow did you hear about the new label takers?

by annonmus123456789 July 9, 2009