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Taint

the part of a man that touched all of Almen's stuff.
Booty: Did you eat the baguette? It was no TAINTED.

Dallas: I thought it was just Almen's BREAD. NO!
by taintmaster2010 October 5, 2009
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Man, I have been tainting so much recently! Feel these callus'!!
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Tainted

A person who has dated,married,or had sex with someone you know is considered "tainted".

Their level of "taintedness" makes it questionable as to whether or not you should be involving yourself with that person,usually, and especially in an intimate manner.
There are several factors involved with determining the degree of a person's "taintedness", such as;

-How well one knows the person or people, that the tainted individual was with (and if you know and don't like that person, then the "taint factor" is waived and becomes more of a "Yeah, I banged that asshole's ex!)
-How long ago that relationship or encounter took place,
if that person had been with the "tainter" last night, their "taintedness" would be just about radioactive...
on the other end, there is a standard five year statute of limitations and the taint in most cases has worn off.
-Some degrees of "taint" are infinate, such as Brother's ex-wife, ex's of parents etc.
-The combinations of situations and connections are so numerous that there is no exact science for taint determination and each case must be evaluated on it's own.
In most cases there should be an individual who has the experience and knowledge to act as "Judge of the Taint" to rule on tainted individuals for you or your social circle,and that person's judgement should be taken into consideration before going ahead and doing whatever you were going to do in the first place.
Talk about "tainted" ! She used to be married to my best friend, before divorcing him last year, but she's so sexy, I'm gonna bang her, no matter how "tainted" she is.
by dogh2o June 11, 2012
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Taint

Person1: Hey look at Taint over there
Person2: Oh yeah it’s John Boy
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Taint

when you are aiming for someone's wallet. it hurts when you are a college student the most
Jeff: Hasn't the other side already won? Their goal was to make us trash the school. We trashed it.

Troy: We still might hit them where it hurts.

Leonard: Their balls?

Troy: No.

Leonard: Just below their balls?

Troy: Their wallet, Leonard.

Leonard: I think it's called a taint
by jade-reaper November 30, 2022
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by TSx3_Carbon July 19, 2016
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Tainted

The act of, or process of claiming ownership of a seat, chair or position on a couch with your taint area, so that no one else can steal your seat.
Tim walks into Mark's office and sees Don sitting in a brand new mesh office chair. Tim says, "Wow that chair looks really comfortable. Wish I had one." Grinning...Don says, "It IS very comfortable. If you're nice to me, I may even let you sit in it." Tim, now very skeeved, says "Nah, it's been tainted."
by gungatim March 22, 2010
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