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standard underscoah measurement system

The standard underscoah measurement system (no thats not a typo) is a specialized measurement system for certain communities. It is currently in use in The Kingdom of Bread. the system is a length based system, comprising of 4 different lengths,

The standard baguette = 16 in or 406.4 millimeters
The smoot = 5ft 7in or 1.7018 meters
The big boi = 1.7 mi or 2.7 km
The Italy = 706.25 miles or 1136.5992 kilometers
"what measurement system do you use?"

"I use the standard underscoah measurement system"
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Traffic Light System

A method of checking in and following your partners comfort levels during sex. Reaffirms consent and is often used in kinky settings or when exploring sexuality.

Green - You're comfortable.

Yellow - Slow down, pause, or change something (negotiable).

Red - Stop.
"Have you heard of the traffic light system? Can we use that? I don't wanna hurt you."

- "I'd like that."

"What's your colour baby?"

- "Yellow -- can we switch positions?"

"Of course."
by emeraldlilacs October 3, 2023
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system of a down

An amazing bad, System of a down are metal, but to all the jackass's out there who say they are crap... your fucking wrong, as the stuff they sing about adress's the world's problems. Daron Malakian is one of the best guitarist of his time, Serj Tankian is an amazing singer, Shavo Odadjian is a slick bass player, and John Dolmayan is a skillful drummer. One of the best bands on the planet, they are just freaking amazing in every sense of the world. Owning three of their albums, I have listened to them enought to know they are amazing. The band's type of music is generally alternative metal/rock, thugh they have turned their genre into an amazing style. So to all the System fans out there, though System arn't the best, they are ONE of the best, and I sault you. To everyone who is a fan of metal and hasn't tried them, you'll love them, and if your a dumbass who thinks they scream/shout and can't sing, then do yourself a favour: get a life.
if you like System Of A Down, but are new to them, a great Album to start with is Toxicity - not only a great album, it has some of the best songs ever made on it
by Charlie/Josh June 11, 2006
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System of a Down

Like many late-'90s metal bands, System of a Down struck a balance between '80s underground thrash metal and metallic early-'90s alternative rockers like Jane's Addiction. Their dark, neo-gothic alternative metal earned a cult following in the wake of the popularity of such likeminded bands as Korn and the Deftones.
Vocalist Serj Tankian, guitarist Daron Malakian, bassist Shavo Odadjian, and drummer John Dolmayan formed System of a Down in Southern California in the mid-'90s. They quickly earned a strong following in Los Angeles, largely based on strong word of mouth. A three-song demo began circulating through metal collectors, and their fan base soon spread throughout not only America, but Europe and New Zealand. By the end of 1997, the group had signed to American, then distributed by Columbia Records. American/Columbia released the group's eponymous debut album in the summer of 1998, securing the band opening spots on the Slayer and Ozzfest tours.
System of a Down's best album by far is Toxicity. Buy it, and love it forever.
by Music_Guru March 19, 2005
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system

High powered, premium stereo system in a car, truck or van, capable of large amounts of bass and treble.
With that system I can hear you a block away.
by jt November 21, 2002
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The Worst System Ever Made

see virtual boy. You can only see red and black in those things.
The Worst System Ever Made has to be the Virtual Boy, seeing as it was a disgrace to the Nintendo name.
by Alexi June 11, 2006
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Pretty self explanatory isnt it?
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by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006
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