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total bullshit. success can be taken from you by the retarded law, fuck success. the only people who care about success are the big-assed onlyfans golddigger bitches who chose to be walking sex toys for the rest of their lives and are sad excuses for "women". intelligence over everything else. if you arent smart then fuck you. the governmet can LITERALLY PRINT MONEY, money is worthless. working out is all that matters. your body is the one thing that can never leave you. i solved obesity cancer and global warming but i wont tell anyone because i want humanity dead.

note: i dont hate women i just hate the nasty lesbos and the 6 foot plus billionaire chasing sluts who call themelves women. i go for the shy skinny bitches
Fuck success. even the succcessful people are not successful. such an icarus move to waste time on success.
by tortureallinternetmoderators December 11, 2024
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Success

"If you're happy doing what you're doing, then nobody can tell you you're not successful " harry styles
He rewrote the definition of success
by anonymous February 11, 2022
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Success

If you go to David Busters and spend $100 on the coin machine you would be like Dylan, a success.
by SalmonOne November 8, 2023
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 29, 2025
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The Red Ring Of Success

When a woman with red lipstick on gives a man a blowjob and it leaves a red ring on his dick.
Man 1: Do you get it with Stacy last night?

Man 2: Nah bruh, but her mom gave me The Red Ring Of Success
by ASaintLaw23 April 24, 2015
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MICU SUCCESS STORY

Someone who should be dead but thanks to the MICU (medical intensive care unit) lives and continue to be a menace to society.
Hey snatch rack! You need a booty romp due to excessive teeth draggage. If you're lucky some deadlift dirty butthole will make you a MICU success story.
by asystole August 23, 2025
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successful landing

Anything you can walk away from
I mean, half of my rocket exploded trying to land it on Mun, and so my kerbals are now stuck there, but they're still alive, so i call that a successful landing.

The plane is wrecked, but everyone survived, so that was a successful landing.
by anuncertainsomeone March 19, 2022
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