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stroke station

Location within a man cave where masturbation is most likely to occur (frequently). Prior to the Internet, it would have been a reclining chair or couch placed within view of the television. Post-Internet, it is definitely in front of a man's man cave computer. Stroke stations are often equipped with lubricant (cleverly hidden or in plain sight), tissues, wastebasket with many, many used tissues, or a simple jizz rag for the more advanced stroker.
Wife: The only sex you're having tonight is by yourself at your stroke station!
by Spacini December 16, 2012
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Choke and Stroke

The act of (hopefully)non fatal strangulation while masturbating.
Did you hear? They say, Michael Hutchence of INXS, died while doing the Choke and Stroke.
by Roninsfx January 13, 2009
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Courtesy strokes

The final important jerks at the end of a male orgasm
"Hey Dan....I had some great courtesy strokes off your mum last night!"
by Jamie coop Conway February 23, 2009
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worship strokes

Usually takes place during a game of Tease and Denial when a man strokes his erect penis in front of a woman with whom he is playing the game with. This is meant to show respect and worship towards the woman playing the dominant role of the game. The man is generally not allowed to ejaculate during this time.
While on his knees naked, he will show his submissiveness by giving his mistress worship strokes.
by JD911911 July 7, 2008
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Stroke Book

Another term for pornographic magazines.

Origin: Chasing Amy
Playboy is a good stroke book.
by Dubya September 22, 2004
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Butterfly Stroke

Sexual position similar to missionary, but the guy uses the headboard to hold his weight up, which makes it look a lot like he's doing the butterfly stroke in bed. Popularized by leaked footage of the movie Breaking Dawn. Almost guaranteed to make a girl faint if she likes sparkling vampires.
I didn't think my boyfriend knew anything about the Twilight Saga, but then he tried the butterfly stroke on me in bed. He can't deny it anymore.
by Adorably Perky May 2, 2011
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