Someone who is capable of smoking a lot of marijuana in their life. They also tell the complete truth when they are high as fuck. Always believe them if they say they're "jizzing in their pants because this cereal is so good".
Stoner:I peed on your toothbrush cause I thought it was a little toilet
Stoner#2:I'm jizzing in my pants because this cereal is so good
Stoner#2:I'm jizzing in my pants because this cereal is so good
by cerealissogood May 31, 2011
Get the stonermug. A person that smokes Pot or does other types of drugs.
A person that is imspired by getting high.
A person gets high not to be uneducated but to be happy and wants to do more stuff with friends that they would never do if not high.
It makes sex better!!!!!!
A person that is imspired by getting high.
A person gets high not to be uneducated but to be happy and wants to do more stuff with friends that they would never do if not high.
It makes sex better!!!!!!
Dude 1: Dude lets go smoke some pot man so i can watch that thing in the corner move around it looks like it is alive but i don't want to get to close it because it might crawl at me with its front leg.
Dude 2: LMAO WHAT THE FUCK MAN YOU ARE SUCH A STONER.
Dude 2: LMAO WHAT THE FUCK MAN YOU ARE SUCH A STONER.
by qzn August 4, 2009
Get the A Stonermug. A name given to a person like, well, me. Stoners are often claimed as being wretched violent people when the fact is we aren't. Marijuana is a relaxant, therefore we are just chilled and tend to be generally slower than most. And to those people who claim they are real stoners because they smoke 3-5 times a day...Bro, get a life. You aren't a stoner, you just don't go out much. And also to those who believe that weed isn't as bad as a cigarette or alcohol..WRONG! Cannabis contains more chems than about 11 cigs. Nothing wrong with it though. So, light up, sit back, enjoy.
Me: Hey man, what's up?
Buddy: Nothin', how's the growing going?
Me: Not good, Alex fucking forgot to give me some more seeds, he wants his ganj so bad, he needs to hand me the seeds, bro.
Buddy2: ....I forgot, you sordid bastard.
Buddy: Nothin', how's the growing going?
Me: Not good, Alex fucking forgot to give me some more seeds, he wants his ganj so bad, he needs to hand me the seeds, bro.
Buddy2: ....I forgot, you sordid bastard.
by Cannan April 28, 2004
Get the Stonermug. A person who gets "stoned" (high off cannabis) often. They're not always laid back and lazy as some people say they are.
by Crook November 29, 2004
Get the stonermug. The stoner: smoking weed has made him forget about the important things in life and he wastes his time considering trivial self reflections of his condition.
The stoner wonders about useless truths such as: what is truth? He considers his own personal revelations to be of great significance to mankind - but they are all revelations that had been made before. Few cared at the time, and few care still.
The stoner often appreciates music, video games, film, art, poetry, food, history, religion, meditation, sleeping, and beautiful sunsets.
The stoner hates the Man because the Man made weed illegal.
The stoner wonders about useless truths such as: what is truth? He considers his own personal revelations to be of great significance to mankind - but they are all revelations that had been made before. Few cared at the time, and few care still.
The stoner often appreciates music, video games, film, art, poetry, food, history, religion, meditation, sleeping, and beautiful sunsets.
The stoner hates the Man because the Man made weed illegal.
Joe: Did you see Lucy? She has been staring at a flower for about twenty minutes.
Bob: What a stoner.
Bob: What a stoner.
by morpheous prime August 1, 2011
Get the Stonermug. by Kemp January 17, 2005
Get the Stonermug. A stoner is also known as a reefer. a stoner is most commonly found to be a male between the ages of 16 and 28. Stoners often smell strongly of body oder and smoke. These so called "stoners" are often found stumbling around the following. Tacobell, Burgerking, Mc Donalds, and or KFC. These stoners do nothing but eat food and smoke mary jane all day every day. Stoners are often found in the bottom of their grandmothers basement listening to ACDC or Pink Floyd. Stoners do not preform well at school, becasue for the most part they can not stop sleeping during class. in conclusion a stoner is a nic name givin to someone that smokes weed too much.
by skatercid52 April 12, 2009
Get the stonermug.