Stock Exchange

To put one's anus directly adjacent to the anus of another and then defecate, achieving penetration with the stool.

My date was passed out and i had eaten a whole box of cereal, so i gave her the ol' stock exchange.

by the bingo September 29, 2008

Stock Boy

A noun used to describe something this is generally quite bad, something you would prefer to not partake in ever again.

I thought that girl last night was General Manager, but she was totally Stock Boy the next day.

by Doobius-Dub December 2, 2009

Green Stock

Marijuana bought to later be sold for a profit.

Jim just picked up some green stock if you need to buy a bag.

by ElDiablo August 9, 2005

Pounding Stock

The act of replenishing (filling) shelves in a grocery store like a beast.

Kevin: Hey Dan you know Bill from the grocery department,
he seems like a good worker.

Dan: Ya man, Bill's just fucking Pounding Stock, those shelves are always full.

by wimplewinch November 3, 2012

Last Stock

The worst crew in the SCS. All of they're members are mashers or campers, especially their leader, who somehow does both. Do not play with Last Stock, they will make you want to quit the game. If you lose to Last Stock you should quit the game.

If I was in Last Stock I would kill myself from embarassment.

by Dredient January 8, 2021

Stock and Roll

Classic rock and roll music that is so overplayed that it begins to sound completely generic (i.e. stock photos, stock footage)

1:He lists his favorite songs as Free Bird, Smoke on the Water, Slow Ride, and I Love Rock N' Roll; sounds like a stock and roll fan to me.

2:She is a stereotypical stock and roller. Her entire knowledge of classic rock comes from Guitar Hero.

by sgperrault July 24, 2009

Tyler Stock

Fat ass who plays x-box 360 in his room naked while jacking off and eating oreo cakesters while playing paintball

Who the hell wants to be a Tyler Stock.

by Chris Sack June 11, 2010