Overpriced corporate coffee-house and symbol of American cultural imperialism. Attracts trend whores by falsifying an artsy and intellectual atmosphere of social responsibility. Bane of entrepreneurs worldwide.
by Stefan R August 10, 2007
Get the Starbucksmug. If you want to work at Starbucks there are some requirements. You have to be eccentric, listen to death metal, write poetry, and to smoke clove cigarettes (because you're a rebel).
If you want to play chess there...You have no life.
If you want to read at there...Dont.
If you want to write your shit novel... Do it at home.
This store is for coffee. and ice cream. and coffee/icecream/soy/chai milkshakes.
My advice...go to Dunkin Donuts.
If you want to play chess there...You have no life.
If you want to read at there...Dont.
If you want to write your shit novel... Do it at home.
This store is for coffee. and ice cream. and coffee/icecream/soy/chai milkshakes.
My advice...go to Dunkin Donuts.
"Hi my name is Jim and I would like to work here at Starbucks."
"Okay...whens the last time you cried to yourself in the dark."
"uhh. Never."
"Sorry, youre not right for the job."
"Okay...whens the last time you cried to yourself in the dark."
"uhh. Never."
"Sorry, youre not right for the job."
by Ceslife October 9, 2005
Get the Starbucksmug. The drug lords are smart and I know they are using Starbucks as the transition safehouse. Dirty Dirty mexicans.
by Alvin T. December 3, 2004
Get the Starbucksmug. An American Coffee Company that runs about 5-10% of all coffee in the World. Typically will only be purchased by people who would burn their money for addictions. Will continue to sell coffee for about 800 years until the human race has become so stupid they can no longer use Coffee makers and will pioneer the first legal world-wide prostitution company.
"Wow, I could really go for a Starbucks..."
"Me too! I want a Vente!"
800 years from now...
"Man, I want Starbucks..."
"Perv! Ok"
"Me too! I want a Vente!"
800 years from now...
"Man, I want Starbucks..."
"Perv! Ok"
by MioXM July 24, 2009
Get the Starbucksmug. A corporation that makes coffee which they market to young people, scenesters, and anyone who is stupid enough to pay five dollars for a cup of coffee.
In order to be classified as a Starbucks, you must have French words on your menu, along with a description. Your coffee must cost $5.00 and you must be located on every street or a city. You must also play jazz music and be able to sell overpriced CDs. Your customers must also be dumb enough to not know the difference between Dunkin' Donuts, or Starbucks.
In order to be classified as a Starbucks, you must have French words on your menu, along with a description. Your coffee must cost $5.00 and you must be located on every street or a city. You must also play jazz music and be able to sell overpriced CDs. Your customers must also be dumb enough to not know the difference between Dunkin' Donuts, or Starbucks.
by gardengirl May 24, 2007
Get the Starbucksmug. Noun. The largest and most diabolical coffee company, renowned for their new popularity, despite the fact that it used to be a privately-owned business. This evil chain is despised by those in Milwaukee with enough sense to buy Alterra coffee (yum) that is naturally brewed in the heart of Milwaukee, without unnatural chemicals. Unfortunately, Starbucks cannot do the smart thing and become a Fair Trade company, because their business ethics can be summed up in one word - "quantity."
by SelfInducedPsychosis August 12, 2005
Get the Starbucksmug. After the sex the girl totally relaxes all muscles and pisses all the Starbucks coffee she drank all over you and the bed.
I had sex with this girl and after cumming she totally relaxed all muscles in her body and she Starbucked me.
by Stan Kennedy November 29, 2007
Get the starbuckedmug.