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waffle squish 

(verb) the process of using your foot to loosen deficated matter released in the shower while douching your colon in preparation for anal intercourse so that the expelled fecal matter can be washed away and go down the shower drain without clogging it.
Make sure you waffle squish your shit and don't leave any in my shower for me to clean up.
waffle squish by re77815 December 5, 2020

waffle squish 

(verb) the process of using your foot to loosen deficated matter released in the shower while douching your colon in preparation for anal intercourse so that the expelled fecal matter can be washed away and go down the shower drain without clogging it.
Make sure you waffle squish your sh*t and clean my shower with soap instead of leaving me a surprise to clean after we hook up!
waffle squish by re77815 December 5, 2020

So squish 

Everything good and adorable
So squish by So squish February 6, 2021

Spitting Squish 

When a person a person says something that makes no sense.
Person 1: "Did you know I'm dating Michael Jackson?"
Person 2: "Dude stop Spitting Squish"

BARNEY SQUISH-FACE!!!

so if you say barney squish face, that means you see a really cute and adorable puppy. like when I got my cockapoo puppy, I shouted BARNEY SQUISH-FACE!!! (btw its not I called it barney squish-face because my dog is called Barney, he is called bailey, he just looks like a Barney)
oh my goodness your dog is SO adorable and he looks like a Barney oh my goodness BARNEY SQUISH-FACE!!!

thigh squish 

i just want a thigh squish right now
thigh squish by GregHeffley95 February 9, 2025