Skip to main content

squaredaway

taking care of things you been putting off
1. "Pete! stop saying you'll get aroundtuit and just get it squaredaway"
by Darbar November 9, 2011
mugGet the squaredaway mug.

Duff Squared

A Designated Unattractive Fat Friend, or a Dumb Ugly Fat Fuck- a duff is a girl who is the ugly chick at the party that would be a considerable hook up with a high amount of alcohol ingested. A duff^2 is the girl at the party who is so fugly that no substance in any form can justify a random hook up
Hey chris, michelle just showed up, but she brought 3 fucking duffs, jill, heather, and theresa.
-one bottle of tequila later
Tom - yo bro, heather is bangin
Chris - yea but shes occupied with mike, how does theresa look.
Tom - Fuck that bro, i wouldnt go near her with a ten foot pole, she is clearly a Duff Squared
by Scoooooter August 21, 2008
mugGet the Duff Squared mug.

squareline

(Sc-Way-er Line) When a hairline isnt completely straight and goes down before the sideburns start; A hairline that is square or rectangular
"Dude, he has a massive squareline!"
by SuperHotTamales April 21, 2018
mugGet the squareline mug.

sammy squared

sexiest person alive! i love you sammy!
"You know sammy squared?" "The one with two dads?" "yeah, i love that kid" "yeah heard he sings collide by howie day out of nowhere' "so he's still hot!"
by sammys wife December 9, 2008
mugGet the sammy squared mug.

nightmare squared

hellish situation multiplied by itself
a pipe burst and john's basement flooded, he had a nightmare squared!!

he got that little girl preg-o-not, then lost his job. he had a nightmare squared!!
by michael foolsley December 7, 2009
mugGet the nightmare squared mug.

Bearskin Squared

When a couple has sex bare skin on a bear skin rug.
My girl and I rented a log cabin, and did the bearskin squared all weekend.
by captaincrunk May 30, 2016
mugGet the Bearskin Squared mug.

porn squared

Porn that is running in the background of adult movie you are supposed to be watching. Also known as porn in porn, double porn, double xxx, and xxx-xxx.
Some dude: Hey Lee, did you see that guy bend that girl over and bang her in the ass.
Lee: Nah man! I missed it. I was watching the porn on the tv that guy had in his office as he was banging the first girl. Damn it! Why is the porn movie playing in the background of another movie always more interesting to me? I think i am addicted to porn squared.
by sam3333444555 March 6, 2019
mugGet the porn squared mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email