trauma sponge

One whom others naturally and sometimes inexplicably turn to with their problems. They "soak" up the "stains" of their issues, leaving the teller feeling better at having relieved themselves of bearing the burden of their problems alone. Usually an uninvolved party who is considered to have a more objective opinion of the situation.
It happened again! I was at a party talking to this girl and five minutes later she was crying on my shoulder telling me about her parents divorce!

I am such a trauma sponge, all my friends talk to me when they're sad.
by Hebacious January 06, 2011
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Sponge head

Person who is slow of mind;
Head as useful as a sponge.
Tim L is such a sponge head, he thinks Gary Toomey is hot.
by Ben November 22, 2004
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Spunk Sponge

A Spunk Sponge is a predatory manwhore, most often found in clubs and bars and the end of the night. They prey on drunk, vulnerable men and particularly drunken soldiers. They’re always ugly and usually hideously fat, often with severely over-developed body hair. They seek and devour every single drop of man-fat possible, leaving their victims drained and weak. An attack by multiple Spunk Sponges (leading to a Jizz-Frenzy) can be fatal; with death caused by dehydration.
Q. "What happened to Dinger last night?"
A. "He got captured by a Spunk Sponge."
R. "Poor Cunt, he looks half dead."
by LEFTY478 October 24, 2008
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Fart Sponge

When a person is farted on that person becomes the "fart sponge", and everyone is required to fart on that person until the day is over. The sponge can not be passed off unless while farting on the sponge said person sharts.
"I totally sponged Goldner last night, and I had some rank farts. He was the fart sponge all night."
by GFunkJimmy February 28, 2009
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sponge bath

Hospital pleasure makes paying the bill easier !!
awesome nurse spends half an hour each day giving a sponge bath. Man I can wait to get sick again! They even feed you in bed.
by itichie_nocanpo June 24, 2006
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Sponge Pudding

T:"Hey J, your sponge pudding is waiting for you behind the dumpster."
J:"Cheers"
by TreacleJC April 05, 2019
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song sponge

Someone who gets songs easily stuck in there head.
Person #1 Breezy has been stuck in my head for hours!

Person #2 You are such a song sponge
by LuveitsGreat January 16, 2010
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