One whom others naturally and sometimes inexplicably turn to with their problems. They "soak" up the "stains" of their issues, leaving the teller feeling better at having relieved themselves of bearing the burden of their problems alone. Usually an uninvolved party who is considered to have a more objective opinion of the situation.
It happened again! I was at a party talking to this girl and five minutes later she was crying on my shoulder telling me about her parents divorce!
I am such a trauma sponge, all my friends talk to me when they're sad.
I am such a trauma sponge, all my friends talk to me when they're sad.
by Hebacious January 06, 2011
by Ben November 22, 2004
A Spunk Sponge is a predatory manwhore, most often found in clubs and bars and the end of the night. They prey on drunk, vulnerable men and particularly drunken soldiers. They’re always ugly and usually hideously fat, often with severely over-developed body hair. They seek and devour every single drop of man-fat possible, leaving their victims drained and weak. An attack by multiple Spunk Sponges (leading to a Jizz-Frenzy) can be fatal; with death caused by dehydration.
Q. "What happened to Dinger last night?"
A. "He got captured by a Spunk Sponge."
R. "Poor Cunt, he looks half dead."
A. "He got captured by a Spunk Sponge."
R. "Poor Cunt, he looks half dead."
by LEFTY478 October 24, 2008
When a person is farted on that person becomes the "fart sponge", and everyone is required to fart on that person until the day is over. The sponge can not be passed off unless while farting on the sponge said person sharts.
"I totally sponged Goldner last night, and I had some rank farts. He was the fart sponge all night."
by GFunkJimmy February 28, 2009
awesome nurse spends half an hour each day giving a sponge bath. Man I can wait to get sick again! They even feed you in bed.
by itichie_nocanpo June 24, 2006
by TreacleJC April 05, 2019
by LuveitsGreat January 16, 2010