mexican barking spider

a loud wet fart that others hear

Someone rips a fart and says "hey, look out. There's a mexican barking spider on the loose"

by LongDukDong January 23, 2009

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Ass spider

A little piece of dried poop, which, when pulled loose, takes along with it a collection of butt hairs so it resembles a spider body and hair legs.

It's a guy thing. Women do not have ass spiders.

When he pulled the crusty bit loose it ripped out a bunch of butt hairs leaving him holding a worthy ass spider in the paper.

by LabMom July 30, 2009

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The most anticipated and disappointingly shallow character in a movie since Darth Maul. Greatly admired nonetheless. Special abilities: does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, he's a pig.

Look out! He is the Spider-Pig.

by _barak_ August 4, 2007

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african barking spider

a fart

as dan lets out a loud fart in a room full of people he says "there go those african barking spiders again"

by mat81 February 25, 2009

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ace of spades

1.A card which, as the legend has it, was being left by the American troops during the Vietnam war on dead bodies of those whom they had killed. They were also used to scare away Viet Congs soldiers without firefight since the latter believed a spade, according to the Vietnamese tradition, to be a herald of death and ill-fortune. In Coppola's 'Apocalypse Now' one of the American soldiers (presumably played by Robert Duvall) throws such a card onto the lifeless body of some Vietnamese.

2. A great song by Mr. Lemmy Kilmister and co. Often a background song for Tony Hawk's stunts.

3. The highest card in the deck as it is commonly believed.

Ad.1. As the lieutanant produced a deck of cards consisting of ace of spades solely, Viet Cong soldiers dropped their guns and started retreating in a frantic manner.

Ad.2. Whenever I'm huffy I play 'Ace of Spades' by Motörhead.

Ad.3 She was sure to win, having ace of spades.

by necrotism June 11, 2006

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