Spam

Useless words, posts, threads or other meaningless forms of communications.

"FUCK more spam..."

by Not Not Definately not KiwiMan January 15, 2010

spam

(noun) a large forehead
(verb) to slap someone on their forehead (usually while shouting "Spam!"

He's got a big spam.
Spam!

by boring bastard 2 August 8, 2009

Spam

Stuff
Posing
As
Meat

Dude 1: Wanna go get some spam?
Dude 2: Nah, I'd rather get some real meat.

by StellaLuna1234 February 20, 2010

Spam

1: Some nasty shit that is supposedly "Ham" in a can.
Was eaten alot in WWII and is known as a delicacy in Hawaii.

Boy 1: Dude....what is that!?!

Boy 2: Spam....Ham in a can.

Boy 1: Ive never seen a square chunk of ham....ew.

by Rackal June 26, 2009

spam

A e-mail from a company usually trying to sale you junk they couldnt sell in shops or thought would be cheaper/ easier to sell through the internet. Also known as wrongness/evilness in a can. A frankly evil substitute to a nice piece of ham. Usually made up of pigs feet, testicles, noses and any other stuff pig farmers think is just to diguesting to put in ham, but would be prefectly fine to put in spam as its cheaper.

" Look mother, a can" yes, can "of spam. Lets buy some."
" No Johnny, that would be awful, just get some nice ham."
The words of a wise person.

by Decdude147 October 30, 2007

Spam

Useless words, posts, threads or other meaningless forms of communications.

"FUCK more spam..."

by Not Not Definately not KiwiMan January 15, 2010

spam

spicy ham

Subject: this is not spam ... DON'T DISSAPOINT HER EVER AGAIN UP TO THREE MORE INCHES NO SURGERY REQUIRED

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