Sonaj is girl who lives in finland. Her name is actually not sonaj but we call her with that name sometimes. Sonaj is wery motivated with school, especially with mach and hannankuvis. She sometimes has tykykohtauksia if she has drank too many redbulls (but we think that these tykykohtaukset become with drinking blueberry redbull) Sonaj has dreams of eating blueberry redbull ice cream and finding a good looking guy who has a big di.. (wait) I mean dog.
Sonaj tycker jätte mykke swedish songs (only when we with my friend kaius sing them for her) Sonaj doesent ever care about the maanantaimasennus because always after that is going to bee perjantai. Now sonaj is already 16 wich means she could legally drive car in united states (mut en silti menis sonajn kyytiin ilman sählymaalivahtipukua ja jääkiekkokypärää) Sonaj could also fuck 69 years old man without troubles to the man. And wote in seurakuntavaalit wich she is totally going to do!! Sonaj is really keen of all kinds of dogs ;)) There is this one dog that sonaj says that have cute pisamas.
I still remember our really fun physic and chemistry classes together. The teacher (viidakonykä) was so amazing!! But unfortunately he left us for another school. I bet that in that school they dont have as good twerkers as our school. Sonaj will do everything for paremmanelämänpuolesta wich is a list of all kinds of thigs that we want to do before we die. Like reindeersepperating and mach camp
Sonaj tycker jätte mykke swedish songs (only when we with my friend kaius sing them for her) Sonaj doesent ever care about the maanantaimasennus because always after that is going to bee perjantai. Now sonaj is already 16 wich means she could legally drive car in united states (mut en silti menis sonajn kyytiin ilman sählymaalivahtipukua ja jääkiekkokypärää) Sonaj could also fuck 69 years old man without troubles to the man. And wote in seurakuntavaalit wich she is totally going to do!! Sonaj is really keen of all kinds of dogs ;)) There is this one dog that sonaj says that have cute pisamas.
I still remember our really fun physic and chemistry classes together. The teacher (viidakonykä) was so amazing!! But unfortunately he left us for another school. I bet that in that school they dont have as good twerkers as our school. Sonaj will do everything for paremmanelämänpuolesta wich is a list of all kinds of thigs that we want to do before we die. Like reindeersepperating and mach camp
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HES GONNA BEAT THAT PUSSY SO HARD.
HES GETTING RIPPED EVERYDAY
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guy 1: So your wife is in her 3rd trimester now, has she gotten angry and hormonal with you at all?
guy 2: Yes, if fact at times its so bad the only way I can defend myself is my threatening her with a Mexican Sonagram.
guy 2: Yes, if fact at times its so bad the only way I can defend myself is my threatening her with a Mexican Sonagram.
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Sally: Holy crap, they're meant for each other!!!
Jesse: Yeah, but the worst part is it's never gonna happen...
Sally: *sigh* Yeah. They're one heck of a Sonah.
Jesse: Yeah, but the worst part is it's never gonna happen...
Sally: *sigh* Yeah. They're one heck of a Sonah.
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