Smurfing

Shoving your dick down a girl's throat until she turns blue then cumming on her head to make it look like a smurf's white hat.

So, I was thinking about Smurfing that bitch. She punched me in the balls when I came in her hair.

by KyleAndHeaven November 14, 2011

SMURF

PRONOUN: A bitter, thieving,
self-absorbed, backstabbing, tantrum-prone, spastic jackass.

The SMURF has the combined (worst) character traits of Nelson Muntz Simpsons, Eddie HaskleBeaver,
Arnold HorshakWelcome Back,
Lex LuthorS.M., &
Nellie OlsonLittle House.

by ynot August 5, 2006

smurf

some 1 who has smoked to much weed and changes colour, mostly a greeny blue. Then they throw up!!!

Hey matty u fuckin smurfed all over me u fuckin dick weed!!!

by needy nob October 17, 2006

SMurfs

A derogatory term for the Ultramarines Chapter of the Space Marines of Warhammer 40k Universe due to their light blue colors

Ah jeez, here come the SMurfs

by ZakuSniper May 29, 2007

Smurf

1)v-to smurf; to perform sex;to fuck
2)n-a small blue entity whos race consists of 137,947.85 men and 1 woman

1) Dude, you got lucky last night? That is freakin Smurf.
2) Dude, as soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfing me

by Karl Bohn April 7, 2004

Smurf

When a male is giving sextual intercourse to a female, and then ejeculates over her stomach, and then mixes his sperm with blue food coloring and makes the sperm blue, creating a "smurf" like substance.

(The girl later has a blue-dyed stomach for a week).

Jake- "Oh man, i heard about last night"
Bill- "Oh yea. Angela totally liked it"
Jake- "Everyones saying you gave her a smurf. True?"
Bill- "Hell yea, i did."

by flopedyflop November 28, 2009

Smurfing

A drunken prank where you take a blue marker(s) and proceed to color the majority of the face and/or body of someone who has violated the "don't pass out with your shoes on" rule. for maximum LULz use a blue sharpie.

dude i got you so hard, pay back is so sweet. next time don't be a meanface and you wont get smurfed.

did jon just pass out with his shoes on, grab that blue sharpie over there he deserves a smurfing.

by sonnywangs July 9, 2010