SMP - social media prayer

SMP – social media prayer: Photographing your dinner and sending via text message to your friends and family before touching your food.

A server comes to check on your table, but stops because she sees all your heads bent over for grace… until she notices the glow from your mobile devices and realizes that your actually participating in SMP - social media prayer.

by Bridget Soden April 9, 2008

SMP - social media prayer

SMP – social media prayer: Photographing your dinner and sending via text message to your friends and family before touching your food.

A server comes to check on your table, but stops because she sees all your heads bent over for grace… until she notices the glow from your mobile devices and realizes that your actually participating in SMP - social media prayer.

by Bridget Soden April 9, 2008

National punch a dream smp stan day

August 30th

Hey, tomorrow is "national punch a dream smp stan day"

by Dandomando July 30, 2021

SMP

To save one's poop

Sam you better get your facts strait about the murder, or I'll smp.

by mocha_loca May 30, 2011

SMP

Means "Suck My Pussy" Almost like SMD but for girls

I don't like you
SMP!

by trvpqueentf March 5, 2015

SMP

1. Suck my pussy.
2. Suck my penis
3. Shit my pants

Go SMP before I kick your ass!

by Minecraft1238 January 21, 2019

SMP

SMP is a term from super smash bros melee. It's an abbreviation of Spacie main propaganda. This term describes the phenomenon of fox and falco players influencing people to believe their mains struggle, by talking about other characters being broken and their own struggling even though their own characters are the best in the game.

"people think marth is lame because of SMP"

by 20XXLombardi December 27, 2019