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Shit dick

It’s when you are fucking in the anal hole, and your girl or guy had some bad chipotle and shits on ur dick
Oh man, my girl and or guy just shit dicked me

Dude I’m sorry
by Sean charlie October 5, 2018
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shitting the dick

a phrase to describe when someone does something embarrassing or foolish. alternatively to be used as a shortened version of “shitdick” as an insult
A: “that guy is shitting the dick by fumbling her”
B: “that guy is a shitdick of a man”
C: “what the shitdick”
D: “dude stop shitting the dick”
by gyatttoberizzingme July 11, 2024
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Shit for Dick

Used to describe the value of an object in comparison to a cock. Presuming most cocks could not and would not get paid for their services
Equivalent to nothing, zip zero zilch
"I was gonna sell my car but I cant get shit for dick with the check engine light on".
by SlutMonkee June 1, 2024
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Shit dick

A penis that has a brown shit stane on his cock
hey How’s the shit dick
by Randle 222222 February 23, 2019
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Shit Dick Nick

When you’re doing anal with a girl and she shits on your dick so you make her suck it off
i seen ole shit dick nick yesterday, he wasn’t looking to good.
by Cs35293628 September 24, 2025
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Shitting your dick

When something makes you made
When you're mad
“Don’t talk to me in not in the mood right now”
“Quit shitting your dick
by decomplex December 9, 2022
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shit a dick

A way of telling someone to:

a) get fucked and then shit out the dick with which he or she was just fucked.

b) eat a dick and then shit out the dick once it has been digested.
Person 1: “Eat shit, asshole!”
Person 2: “Why don’t you go shit a dick?!”
by Timmy Neutron Squared March 1, 2021
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