No Shit Sherlock

Extremely, obvious sentence, that you respond: thank you watson, or fuck you watson etc.

a) kid to dad: look that's a bird

Dad: wow... how did you know that? (Thinking to yell out loud: No shit sherlock!)
b) guy with an eyepatch: i'm half blind you know?

Guy: NO SHIT SHERLOCK!
Guy with an eyepatch: thank you watson

by ChicksForDays August 17, 2015

Sherlock

A lock of Cher's hair.

Mike: "So, how was the concert?"
Andrew: "Awesome, I got a Sherlock!"

by Peter-August Rivervalley January 15, 2010

Sherlock

To ditch or otherwise abandon an item of property in a location where it can be found and used by others, especially while traveling.

I'm taking three old suitcases full of jeans with me to Nairobi. I'm gonna sell the pants for double my purchase price, and then, Sherlock the suitcases.

by Skunky123 July 11, 2012

no shit sherlock!

An expression, used towards stupid mofo's, who make a complete idiotic remark, which is logic or obvious as hell.

rich boy: look at me, i've got money, i have prestige, i'm capitalistic!
dude (slightly irritated): No Shit Sherlock! *hits him*

by ParaNoia April 10, 2004

no shit sherlock

A joke to say to a friend. Based on Sherlock Holmes being clever and yo friend stating the obvvious. demonstrated below:

Dude: Hey, you've got a beard dude!

Dude 2 (rolling eyes) no shit sherlock! You are such a douchebag!

Laughter follows

by codfather December 9, 2013

sherlock

an unduring term for a friend similar to homie or dawg
Comes from the famous detective Sherlock Holmes

"Wats up Homes."
"Nuttin much Sherlock."

by amanda May 13, 2005

Slippery Sherlock

When climbing out of the bath, you accidentally slap your sister across the face with your penis. Intentionally or unintentionally

Have you seen Ricky lately, he's in pieces. He accidentally gave his sister a slippery sherlock last night and she liked it!

by andygamblin February 28, 2009