A sick and twisted person who loves the smell of their own farts so much, that they enjoy diving under the sheets after farting in bed only to get a good whiff.
After secretly watching my wife pull the sheets over her head after farting, I popped out of the closet and yelled "SHEET DIVER".
by happy hal August 10, 2017
Get the Sheet Divermug. Being well-adept in any and all things sexual; Possessing the knowledge to perform impeccably between the sheets.
Emily: "So, did you end up doin anything with that guy last night?"
Julie: "Ya, but it was like fucking a pillow. That guy definitely didn't have sheet-wise."
Julie: "Ya, but it was like fucking a pillow. That guy definitely didn't have sheet-wise."
by Nutztradamus June 22, 2011
Get the Sheet-wisemug. 1. Reading only the first few pages of a large file or manuscript and coming to a premature conclusion that makes you look and sound like an ass.
2. Judging someone by just a photograph and think you know their whole life.
2. Judging someone by just a photograph and think you know their whole life.
The probation assistant was top sheeting my crminal records and totally missed all of my warrants, and now I'm a free man.
by LeddedBee August 17, 2019
Get the Top Sheetingmug. by jomama94 November 23, 2009
Get the Sheet Bloodmug. by SideSheetz September 21, 2017
Get the Side Sheetmug. by Treytreynoodles March 10, 2017
Get the fitted sheetmug. by Teegee1010 December 7, 2015
Get the white sheetingmug.