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Shaq Shots

The act of ejaculating in one's hand and slam dunking the ejaculate in a woman's vaginal canal, while she spreads her "lips," with enough force to shatter a backboard like Shaquille O Neil.
Jackson: Hey Emily, can we try the Shaq Shots again?
Emily: Okay I guess we can try, but just don't do it too hard, last time I was sore because of it.
by MrBeanStarin December 11, 2024
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Shaq Brewster

Though it's hard to say what led up to the incident where the guy got out of his truck, the media doesn't seem to have much respect for some of the crazy locals in the areas they are reporting in, and they make that clear often during weather events. Anybody can seem respectful to like minded people, but they have shown that they don't respect the folks that disagree with one of their own, or make one of their own look like something other than good and upstanding. People don't usually pull over and get out of their vehicle to confront somebody over nothing, it doesn't happen without something being said or done to instigate the incident, no matter how crazy the guy in the truck might seem to the audience the media wants to make him a fool in the eyes of.
There's no such thing as completely innocent in a human being in the way that there is in animals, and Shaq Brewster doesn't look innocent. He looks like a vicious oppurtunist always looking to take advantage of any weakness he can find in someone anywhere he goes to twist things around on people.
by The Original Agahnim August 30, 2021
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Shaq

Hym "Shaq is a YouTuber killer! He kills YouTuber! He wants to kill YouTubers! And he wants to fuck them too! The sick freak! Shaq is a sick freak!"
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
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Shaggin with Shaq

As you are about to come, pour Gold Bond© lotion on her so she thinks you came.One she turns around, rub Gold Bond© lotion in her eyes until she can no longer see. Proceed to come inside of her.
Guy 1:What did you do with that whore last night?

Guy 2: We did a bit of Shaggin with Shaq

Guy1: Wow, I can't believe you would do that.
by Hector Trombone January 14, 2018
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Big Shaq

A Big Shaq is when you skeet on your spouse's forehead, reciting the lyrics from Mans Not Hot (the ting goes skraa), it also is a phrase to show that you don't sweat during intercourse.
Man, I watched Finofo Big Shaq on his girl, it was intense.
by Finofo November 30, 2018
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Big shaq

A meme and a legend amongst the UK this man is a big ting
“Fam have you listened to big shaq”

He’s a legend my guy
by Allaboutinstagram March 16, 2021
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Celtics Shaq

When someone calls you a bitch lasagna in 2020s onward
Jave: You're a bitch lasagna
Me: Celtics Shaq moment
by Valkyrae Pantyhose Pics January 19, 2024
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