Kobe and “Shaq”qin

When one man pees standing up and another person sits on the toilet and shits. Hence Kobe “shoots” his pee and Shaqdunks” his poop.
Man me and my bro got freaky last night, we were Kobe and “Shaq”qin in the bathroom.
by Chris.bobbie May 27, 2024
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Shaq Money

When a married athlete pays his side women money to keep quiet about the affair.
She's livin large on all that Shaq Money.


Kobe should have paid that bitch the Shaq Money so he wouldn't have went to court.
by wallywest517 July 31, 2008
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Shaggin with Shaq

As you are about to come, pour Gold Bond© lotion on her so she thinks you came.One she turns around, rub Gold Bond© lotion in her eyes until she can no longer see. Proceed to come inside of her.
Guy 1:What did you do with that whore last night?

Guy 2: We did a bit of Shaggin with Shaq

Guy1: Wow, I can't believe you would do that.
by Hector Trombone January 15, 2018
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big-shaq

friend 1: ayy what we doing tonight big-shaq?
friend 2: you already know we bouta run some rainbow 6
by d1rtysauce December 15, 2022
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Big Shaq

THE THING GOES SKRATTTTTTTTT PAP PAP KA KA KA SKIDIDI KAT KAT AND A PURTTTT PURTTTT POUMMM
What do the cat : The cat goes meow
What do the dog : The dog goes wouf
What do Big shaq :THE THING GOES SKRATTTTT PAP PAP KA KAAK
by $£@n November 03, 2017
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Big shaq

The mathematician of mathematician
Big shaq:2+2 dats 4

Me:now this is big brain time
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Big shaq

Big shaq you dun know mans not hot SKIAA
by BigManShaq September 22, 2017
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