Serbian random

In serbia you live under random circumstances. Sometimes, all you need is 5 minutes to complete a doctor check, sometimes you will wait agonizing 5 hours just to get in line. Sometimes you'll get lucky and get all the papers from state institution in a flash without any additional trips to other institutions, while your neighbor under SAME circumstances will have to do a bunch of trips getting some bullshit papers just to get an approval to get the papers for which he has to wait a few days to get them done.

- Hey, I just finnished the check-up at the office.
- Are you kidding me? I'm still waiting in line for the approval!
- But we gathered the required documents together? What the fuck man?
- Fucking serbian random!

by Gormit November 20, 2024

Russian winter/Serbian Blindness

Eating someone’s ass then kissing their eyes therefore giving the individual pink eye.

I’d only give my worst enemy a Russian winter/Serbian blindness

by Fart Knocker EXTREME December 16, 2024

Serbian Corkscrew

The act of inserting a corkscrew down a urethra and proceeding to twist it down.

Adam Sandler felt alone and kinky, so he proceeded to do the Serbian Corkscrew on himself, it made him worse.

by Ivo1117 August 14, 2025

The Serbian Snowplow

The Serbian Snowplow refers to the niche act of placing a wedge in one's backside to limit/control the flow, and carefully aiming for a target painted on one's partner before letting it rip. Laxatives and taco bell are recommended to ensure a consistent flow.

It was popularised in Belgrade by Serbian youths after the Yugoslav Wars.

"Jao, dobio sam sjajan srpski snežni plug od Ane sinoć.“
"Damn, I got a great Serbian Snowplow from Ana last night."

The Serbian Snowplow refers to the niche act of placing a wedge in one's backside to limit/control the flow, and carefully aiming for a target painted on one's partner before letting it rip. Laxatives and taco bell are recommended to ensure a consistent flow.

It was popularised in Belgrade by Serbian youths after the Yugoslav Wars.

by HumbleContributor November 5, 2025

Serbian Flicker Gooning

Serbian Flicker Gooning is gooning with the power and force given by our lord and savior Aleksandar Vucic.

He gives us sandwiches at night filled with salami, allowing us to ejaculate into the creamy toast and impregnating the party of so called SNS located in the fridge deep under Dunav

Hey man, i felt so happy and excited feeding them with the majestic Serbian Flicker Gooning..

by Mongral December 10, 2025

COVID isolation Serbian

Serbian COVID Isolation and Canadian CERB program,

= 12pk Corona, igloo cooler of smoked meat, and outdoor BB-Q

Source
Youtube compilation & internet meme
Tim Horton's

Covid isolation Serbian, I drink Corona, no COVID.

by Modern Women December 16, 2025

Serbian Still Water Shoulder Press

The Serbian Still Water Shoulder Press was created in the 1990s during the Yugoslav war to train Serbian troops against the Bosnians. The Serbians were forced to 1. Inhale Abestos. 2. Inhale Dead Air. 3. Drink 2 gallons of still water. 4. Turn on the hit song Serbia Strong. 5. Do the shoulder press. This process eliminated the bosnian threat and forced them to plant mines in their country to stop them, also forcing the americans to bomb their capital.

Bob: Hey dude you see that bosnian over there?
Jim: Yeah i already started doing my Serbian Still Water Shoulder Presses

by LZYSZNN January 25, 2025