Sean’s tend to have the hugest penis’s in the world and the best looking. Sean’s get the girls a lot mainly because of there looks and because Sean’s are very funny and have a great personality
Olivia: Omg did you see sean’s penis it was so big
Ellie: Omg i know he’s so gl isn’t me
Olivia: Yes
Ellie: Omg i know he’s so gl isn’t me
Olivia: Yes
by cool boy 6000 December 23, 2019

Sean is the perfect human specimen. Some might even say that he transcends humanity itself. He reigns supreme in every domain in the universe and does so rightfully. He is the definition of perfection and the world should strive to be more like him. He is the most sexy and gorgeous creature to ever grace upon the earth the the ground is blessed to be touched by his feet. No mere mortal can resist his absolute jaw dropping and gobsmacking sexyness. He is truly the one and only champion of the human race.
by Harry YEe December 12, 2019

by YOURMAMAWASHERE!!! October 17, 2011

an uncoordinated teenage boy who enjoys watching midget porn. likes to stalk women and is not allowed into australia.
by anal penetration May 30, 2008

A person who scrounges for money constantly, but doesn't know how to keep hold of it. A Sean usually spends inordinate amounts of time playing video games, or trading video games for other video games.
If a Sean is threatened, will defend itself by flaring its nostrils and making itself look larger to intimidate the enemy. If all else fails it will retreat home and pretend to be ill for the rest of the day.
If a Sean is threatened, will defend itself by flaring its nostrils and making itself look larger to intimidate the enemy. If all else fails it will retreat home and pretend to be ill for the rest of the day.
- Look at that guy, he's been in college for 5 years just to get his EMA.
- I know, hes a total Sean.
- I know, hes a total Sean.
by MagicJohnson5 January 22, 2010

sean is an amaaazing brown eyed guy from michigan. he will meet you on a cruise, make you fall in love with him, and then never speak to you again.
amelia: dudeee how was your trip?
emily: good i met this guy, but i keep texting him and he wont reply.
amelia: he totally seaned you.
emily: good i met this guy, but i keep texting him and he wont reply.
amelia: he totally seaned you.
by newfoundlandddddd August 28, 2010
