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Yosemite Scooter

N. When you eat spicey food before coitus and then rub your burning asshole over her chest while shouting yee-haw and miming pistol shots above your head.
Hey Chad, did you give Samantha a yosemite scooter after going to Taqueria del sol last night?
by Cainwoof March 22, 2016
mugGet the Yosemite Scootermug.

Scooter kid

A stupid child that always gets in skaters way and are extremely annoying.
The stupid scooter kid got in timmys way and now he has a broken arm.
by AlexPoni April 7, 2020
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Electric scooter

An eazy woman who will have sex with just about anyone. You only need a smartphone and a credit card.
I hooked up with my friends sister, shees a total electric scooter.
by Swatgeek October 1, 2019
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scooter latte

Code word for an incredibly attractive member of the male species. Used in coffee shop jargin for customers. The scooter latte may be altered according to physical attributes, sexual orientation, and/or relationship status.

Now you will be prepared to de-code the messages of all those baristas you've always wanted to date. Yes, this is like liquid gold.
I got a large scooter latte with flavor on table 9.

(translates: handsome tall married guy)
Oh geez, we just got an order for a scooter latte, but it's got grounds in it.
(translates: sexy guy, total jerkface)
It's too bad, there's a scooter latte on table 11, but they might want sprinkles.
(translates: cute, but possibly gay)
At first glance I thought it was a scooter latte, but definitely, definitely decaf.
(translates: an optical illusion, meaning, non-hottie.)
by Miss Firari January 2, 2011
mugGet the scooter lattemug.

Scooter Flare

The scooter flare is when you are on a hill fucking someone on a scooter, then you release your hormones into your loved one and finally after having the lustful moment, you tie him/her to the scooter and kick her down the hill. This shows your appreciation to the relationship.
Tonight was sick, I gave her the amazing scooter flare
by xLiam OSullivan September 8, 2016
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scooter trash

The term "scooter trash" generally refers to motorcyclists who are not organized into a more formal group. It is proper to refer to a group of middle-aged grey-beard types as scooter trash. Scooter trash can also refer to a group of teenagers and 20somethings on plastic Japanese motorcycles. Generally, scooter trash consists of harmless, relatively nice people who ride motorcycles. Biker gang members are not scooter trash.
1. Hey, check out the scooter trash on those crotch-rockets! Lets follow them; they probably know where the cool chicks hang out.

2. He is a good rider. He has been scooter trash for a long time.
by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
mugGet the scooter trashmug.

Scooter Fagg

A person who rides a scooter for any reson other than as an effective means of transportation. (If using a scooter as an effective of transportation though, you must not enjoy or you will become a scooter fag). (Not to be confused with the scooter which is similar to a motorbike)

A scooter fagg is someone who thinks that they are cool because they ride a scooter.

If you ever see a convoy of scooter faggs it is widely accepted to stop what ever you are doing and point and laugh.
Billy is a scooter fagg because he rides scooters at skate parks.
by Wintah November 28, 2010
mugGet the Scooter Faggmug.

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