Phantom Shagger

That unexplained, sudden, sharp anus pain that happens to all humans, for no reason, once a year. And you’ve to catch your breath and try to run away from your own arse.

I think I shit the wrong way or something. I got a phantom shagger just now.

by tahutoa July 2, 2022

shaggers

a man that is usually really cute, and is loved by all women,

fuck me jessie, i really want to get that shaggers inside me

by Nickolous April 12, 2005

pavement shagger

Man who has sex by rubbing his genitals on the pavement.Also known to obtain gratification by rolling around in bin-liners filled with garbage

Appeared on HIGNFY.

by global February 14, 2004

sheep shagger

One who hails from Ballymena

Rab Mann is such a sheep shagger. He shags sheep.

by Richarrrrr October 15, 2003

cock schwaggler

Used to describe someone that is an idiot of intense proportions. A schmuck.

That cop was clearly a cock schwaggler

by Michael McGuire February 8, 2004

sheep shagger

Anywhere there are wide expanses of rural land and lots of sheep, you are going to have sheep shaggers.

Men from Wales are sheep shaggers: they shag sheep after they get drunk a night out in the pub. They take turns holding the sheep (an ewe) and shagging her.

Men from Norfolk are sheep shaggers: Everyone knows this in England and all the visiting football (soccer) supporters who go to Carrow Road (Norwich City Football Club) constantly yell out 'sheepshaggers' to the men of Norfolk.

by chaz1 June 30, 2007

dad shagger

a person who shags fathers (dad's) the opposite of a mother fucker

man that dad shaggers done it again,
you fuckin dad shagger pick that fuckin shit up,
i known you've been dad shagging you fuckin dad shagger thats why you smell of shit

by gillinio January 5, 2009