People named Salem are stubborn whores but they are always there for their friends. Even when their friends beg them to stop being there they refuse to leave because of their self-proclaimed sexy-stubbornness. (Jensen Ackles moment). They are usually addicted to one show and have one friend who is incessantly worried for their state of mind. They are obsessed with helping assholes who don’t deserve it. They hate themselves but their handful of buddies love them more than anything.
Who is that Dean Winchester clone who keeps trying to jump off a bridge and maintain sexy-stubbornness?
Oh, that whore? We love them. That’s Salem.
Oh, that whore? We love them. That’s Salem.
by dean winchester loves cock November 22, 2021
Get the Salemmug. A weird fucking bozo whole likes to default dance watching among us rule 34 and drinking tit milk. Also has a fear of balloons.
by islammedmypenisinthecardoor October 31, 2021
Get the Salemmug. A general term claiming a broad in Salem, OR. Is one of the following, a hoe, too childish, a game playing cunt,a stuck up rich girl who loves cocaine, or a stupid bitch who can't take a hint.
Dude 1: woah! Those girls are hot, man!
Dude 2: careful, those are all Salem broads
Dude 2, ew, disgusting. Fucking garbage. Good looking out man.
Dude 2: careful, those are all Salem broads
Dude 2, ew, disgusting. Fucking garbage. Good looking out man.
by Arod/Lexrod August 8, 2016
Get the Salem Broadsmug. by JuanDavid9904 August 28, 2025
Get the Salemmug. A act of hanging your significant other and fucking them while you pretend to be possesed.
Do not try at home
Do not try at home
by You're Magically Delicious February 19, 2018
Get the Salem Witch Trailmug. Salem is the kind of person everybody wants to be friends with. She is popular, friendly, and has a great sense of humor. Salem loves animals almost as much as she loves people, maybe more. She loves, animals, reading, and being creative. While she jumps around friends often she can be counted on to be a loyal bestie. She has a unique aura that people are drawn to and sometimes has a hard time with all of the attention. She probably also has really pretty eyes that match the brightness of her personality. She is very easy to talk to and people tell her all of their secrets which she does her best not to spill. Salem is definitely a friend worth making.
by pokémonboy November 13, 2023
Get the Salemmug. Jeans/denim that are no longer trendy at the moment, but they were in a previous cycle.
Similar to comparing the big city trends to the suburban trends, and how the suburbs are often one-step behind the more modern city trends (Portland, Oregon versus Salem, Oregon in this example).
Portland (circa 2014): Everyone wearing dark washed, selvedge denim.
Salem (circa 2014): Everyone wearing light washed, bootcut jeans with hammer loops.
Similar to comparing the big city trends to the suburban trends, and how the suburbs are often one-step behind the more modern city trends (Portland, Oregon versus Salem, Oregon in this example).
Portland (circa 2014): Everyone wearing dark washed, selvedge denim.
Salem (circa 2014): Everyone wearing light washed, bootcut jeans with hammer loops.
When my friend Kevin moved to Portland from Salem, he lamented his current jeans situation: "I need to get some newer jeans for Portland, I got some Salem Ass Jeans right now."
by manjoseph January 21, 2022
Get the Salem Ass Jeansmug.