Salem Fast

Quicker than the typical pace of the population but still slower than most normal people's "slow".

Origin: Originating in Salem City High School in Southern New Jersey, this term is used by many to describe the speed of the student body. When encouraged to do something quickly, most students continue to move so slow, they might as well move backwards.

"May I go to the bathroom?" - Student
"Yes, but do it fast!" - Teacher
"No problem!" - Student who than proceeds to move quicker than usual, but still extremely slowly.
"I meant regular fast, not Salem Fast!" - Teacher

by Doctor W October 26, 2011

Salem

a black cats name from the show Sabrina the teenage witch

nothing it’s just that Salem is a name

by JuanDavid9904 August 28, 2025

Salem Techsperts

The greatest technician that’s ever lived.

Person 1: You know Salem Techsperts?
Person 2: Yeah, he’s the greatest technician that’s ever lived!
Person 1: True, he’s way better than Linus.

by Rafitimba June 11, 2024

Salem Broads

A general term claiming a broad in Salem, OR. Is one of the following, a hoe, too childish, a game playing cunt,a stuck up rich girl who loves cocaine, or a stupid bitch who can't take a hint.

Dude 1: woah! Those girls are hot, man!

Dude 2: careful, those are all Salem broads

Dude 2, ew, disgusting. Fucking garbage. Good looking out man.

by Arod/Lexrod August 8, 2016

The Salem Effect

A psychological and semantic phenomenon in which the definition or description of a subject becomes broader over time. This effect is closely related to Semantic Drift, which is a similar effect which describes the changing of a definition rather than an increase in scope.

The Salem Effect is a driving force behind most "witch hunts"

by Byyiiissshhe December 9, 2023

Salem

Salem is the kind of person everybody wants to be friends with. She is popular, friendly, and has a great sense of humor. Salem loves animals almost as much as she loves people, maybe more. She loves, animals, reading, and being creative. While she jumps around friends often she can be counted on to be a loyal bestie. She has a unique aura that people are drawn to and sometimes has a hard time with all of the attention. She probably also has really pretty eyes that match the brightness of her personality. She is very easy to talk to and people tell her all of their secrets which she does her best not to spill. Salem is definitely a friend worth making.

A: Who's that girl everyone's talking to?
B: That's Salem

by pokémonboy November 13, 2023

Post-Salem Depression

A state of sadness/mental instability after leaving Salem College, where you had the best time of your life.

„Why are you so sad?“
„I just graduated and miss my friends, I have Post-Salem Depression“

by Blablabla1810 July 31, 2021