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Relax first, why not?

The meme of Indonesian origin with the caption "Relax first, why not?" using the image of relaxing broccoli from the 2010 advertising for Colgate toothpaste
I was feeling stressed about my exams, but then I saw that meme of the broccoli with 'Relax first, why not?' and it made me laugh!
by Emotional Cruiser October 17, 2025
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Relaxative

Keeping calm while on the toilet, no screaming, just calm.
Dude you're trying too hard to poop, just stay relaxative.
by Da_Goat_1 June 30, 2025
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Relax

Fat,, carries sandwich in pocket, sonic main, bottom loves DB but a side affect of no life
by Fatass4929 May 4, 2021
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Relaxful

Feeling free from any tension or anxiety while being at peace with ones self.
When Taca Taca is at the Ritz in Ft. Lauderdale Beach overlooking the ocean, she feels very Relaxful!
by TacaTaca June 6, 2017
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Relax

Word made by lavish sensational hammond for when people get a lil to hype for your liking so you gotta let them know what it is
Yo you gotta Relax wit calling me guppy in public
by Lavishnoodle November 6, 2019
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Relaxing Unit

The relaxing Unit, symbol rU, (pronounced: "are you" often with a slight pirate accent) is a derived unit of relaxation or well-deserved laziness/irresponsibility.

It is equal to;
1.) the amount of Netflix required to prompt the watcher(s), "Are you still watching?".

2.) the energy absorbed (relaxing done) when applying 1 each 24oz. Porterhouse Steak to ones mouth. Note: only meat can be used for this conversion (no veggies, rice, fruit) as the amount of work done by the consumed animal is stored in the meat as potential energy which now becomes useable energy by the human absorbing the meat.

3.) passing a direct electric current of 400 Amperes through one human hand for one second.

This unit was realized by the American, Sir Joshua Cook (1984-present), after the avid Netflix watcher/carnivore/basement tinkerer noticed a similar bust of energy throughout his body after experiencing all three of these events.
"I definitely scored 1 Relaxing Unit while my boss was on vacation."

"Sarah's BJ's, easily 2.5 rU's, I'll be good for a while."
by SirCook January 26, 2015
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