death rattle

the sound of a penis being tossed around in a vacuum cleaner

lad 1: What was that sound
lad 2: oh just a death rattle
lad 1: oohhh, so his penis just got sucked off by a vacuum cleaner

by Sjoerd de sjoenkelman April 03, 2024

rattled squid

When a person qualifies to be BOTH rattled in the sense of frustration, and a squid in the sense of seafood

Jordan and Jamie are rattled squids

by June 11, 2021

Rattled Squid

Jamie and Jordan

Look at those "rattled squids" over there. They have no letty.

by Anonymous shrek42069 June 11, 2021

rattle the bog

A way to describe taking a shit using an English slang word for toilet. The process of rattling implies a more violent bowel movement such as pebble-dashing or mild diarrhea symptoms, but this term can be used to describe a run-of-the-mill dump just as accurately.

"Oh man, I think I need to rattle the bog!"

"Sorry I'm a few minutes late, I was rattling the bog,"

by MGS33 October 21, 2017

Shit Rattled

To be drunk beyond one's conscious mind.

Holy fuck, am I ever shit rattled.

by hammertime15 May 02, 2010

The Rattle

A small firearm, used to shoot up other peoples houses; Usually a handgun but could also be a choppa

I'm gonna pull out that rattle and go *click clack*
Come over and bring the rattle we might go to Johnny's crib.

by Employable September 26, 2018

spunk rattle

The clenched-teeth orgasmic sigh you make upon ejaculation with a partner below your usual standards.

Pulled a right munter last night, gave me a proper spunk rattle!

by Yeoballs July 05, 2022