Rozzie Ratio

Rozzie (aka Roslindale)

Rozzie kids or babies go out and party hard.

There are always 3 guys for every one girl
because 2 out of 3 rozzi / westie kids gets no pussy
and the girl is either the on kid with games girlfriend or she gets really drunk and gets with every guy in one night and never chills wtih them again becuz it reminds them of their sloppy 5ths.
it is commonly debated by westie / rozzi kids whether it is best to be the 1st to get the girl at the party or the last. becuz the last gets to smash. but the 1rst gets less germs
thaat the ratio

Dude guy our Rozzie Ratio is popping, is twenty of us and three girls. One of the girls is dudes girlfriend so we will take the other two and divide them equally

by shillsalej November 8, 2010

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merkshire ratio

The ratio of time it takes one to pack a bowl and the time it takes for said person to actually hit the bowl. The longer you sit with a packed bowl, the higher the ratio becomes.

- Yo Joel, are you gonna hit that?

- Yeah, yeah.. sorry, just was watching something on my phone
- bro, you’re merkshiring really hard right now. And your merkshire ratio is incredibly high, please be cognizant.

by ParkYourCar November 23, 2020

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l + ratio

Mainly used when people don't agree with your opinion.

Overused and annoying too.

Person 2: l + ratio

(SORRY IDK WHAT TO WRITE)

by tybzm March 6, 2022

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Brennan Ratio

A mans Brennan Ratio is determined by the number of spontaneous erections that man has had in the past 7 days.

Man 1: "Dude, my Brennan Ratio is off the scale"
Man 2: "Impossible, there is no scale"
Man 1: "Alright! No need to be pedantic"
Man 3: "You guys need to get laid"

by Dr. Bonana July 14, 2012

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