r/chonkers

A subreddit comprised of people who commit animal cruelty and over-feed their pets, and will ban you on the spot if you even dare to suggest they are abusing their pets.

The content on the subreddit mainly features morbidly obese animals. These animals are most likely living miserable lives and they need to immediately be sent to a competent owner who can get them the help they need.

The subreddit claims to be against animal cruelty and promotes feeding your pet a reasonable amount, but that argument gets immediately thrown out the window when you either get banned for calling them out or you just look at any image on the site.

These animal abusers will brush off any criticism and say “but he’s on a diet” or “don’t tell me how to take care of my pet” and will be followed by an army of neckbeards getting you banned from the site.
Redditor: Look at my cat, he’s such a heckin chonker!
Reasonable person: Dude, you need to stop feeding him so much, look at him!
Redditor: Oh, look at him trying to walk! He can’t walk properly because he’s such a chonker!
Reasonable person: I’m gonna call the fucking cops if you keep this up!
Redditor: His breathing all short good because he’s a big heckin chonker! You’re gonna get me SO MUCH karma on r/chonkers!!1!
by Error451 September 30, 2020
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Common used term for Club Rendezvous in Calgary, Alberta.

Club R is a popular lifestyle club.
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r/TIHI

Reddit's first layer of Hell. Their 7th most cursed subreddit. TIHI stands for "Thanks, I hate it!" Its the subreddit for only minor cursed images, art, and videos.
Hey, dude! Come look at my fanart! I turned Spongebob into an innuendo joke!
Thanks, I hate it.
Should I put it on Reddit?
Well, sure, but put it on a cursed subreddit.
Which one?
r/TIHI. It stands for, "Thanks, I hate it."
Thanks!
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A phrase referring to the words "nigga" and "nigger," the latter being referred to as "the hard R."
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The act of bragging or discussing personal triumphs with an individual seeking empathy.
Man, he just R-Cordelled the shit out of me.
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r/woosh

Originally from reddit, used when someone doesn’t get a joke or thinks you’re being serious.
Person 1: wow your cat looks so cool

Person 2: that’s a dog you retard
Person 1: r/woosh
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r/whoosh

a subreddit, commonly used when someone doesn't get a joke and tries to correct the person who told the joke.
guy 1: commas are important people!!
guy 2: commas aren't people.
guy 3: r/whoosh
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