Da "I fish, therefore I lie" exaggerations dat you sue a "large scale" angler for --- i.e., you haul his fibbin' a** into court regarding his "inflated" estimates of da size and/or number of da scaled seafood specimens dat he supposedly caught in his drag-net --- due to said outrageous reports' allegedly causing you undue distress.
If there were no outside witnesses to what a fisherman's catch actually looked like, then there's no way for you to prove dat he was making anything up --- in a judge's eyes, it's equally plausible dat his verbal statements regarding his super-successful day on da water could actually have been true, and so there would likely be little chance of your "seine and puffering" claim's triumphing in court.
by QuacksO June 22, 2023
by M.05 February 21, 2022
When you nut in your girls mouth underwater and she has to swim to the surface with her cheeks full.
by Jerome Tyrone February 28, 2019
by Star Child89 June 30, 2017
Chris: Hey Alex, what did you and your girl do yesterday?
Alex: We just hung out in her room, and I Colorado Muff Puffed her. She was REALLY stoned!
Chris: Cool! I'm gonna give my girl a Colorado Muff Puffer now! Thanks man!
Alex: No problem!
Alex: We just hung out in her room, and I Colorado Muff Puffed her. She was REALLY stoned!
Chris: Cool! I'm gonna give my girl a Colorado Muff Puffer now! Thanks man!
Alex: No problem!
by 50NU5 February 19, 2014
A fart of average to loud volume that sounds muffled due to various factors. (fabric/thickness of pants, position, etc.)
by Peachfuzz Jimmy February 7, 2009
People who refuse to acknowledge the subpar skillset of one Baker Mayfield. Those who live in a fantasy world where he is capable of being a a starting quarterback in the NFL. Fans and media alike who choose to dicc ride the man without warrant. Puffing him up to be something more than a tiny turnover machine. Coined by Quantrell Bishop of Youtube.
Youtube User: MACBROTHERHOOD (Quantrelle Bishop)
Youtube User: MACBROTHERHOOD (Quantrelle Bishop)
Mayfield Puffer Boys will see his opener against the browns yesterday and pretend that he played a great game. You and I both know that he was the same hype job. 2 good throws vs. blown coverages and now he's Joe Montana.
by AmerikkkaWillFall September 12, 2022