seine and puffering

Da "I fish, therefore I lie" exaggerations dat you sue a "large scale" angler for --- i.e., you haul his fibbin' a** into court regarding his "inflated" estimates of da size and/or number of da scaled seafood specimens dat he supposedly caught in his drag-net --- due to said outrageous reports' allegedly causing you undue distress.
If there were no outside witnesses to what a fisherman's catch actually looked like, then there's no way for you to prove dat he was making anything up --- in a judge's eyes, it's equally plausible dat his verbal statements regarding his super-successful day on da water could actually have been true, and so there would likely be little chance of your "seine and puffering" claim's triumphing in court.
by QuacksO June 22, 2023
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puffer jacket

Usually worn by supervision on construction sites to show their dominance over workers.

When two or more puffer wearers get together they like to flex on each other by comparing duck down to white goose down..

Supervisors usually start out as leading hands, leadding hands only get a puffer vest and need to earn their sleeves.
Ben: Hey mate nice puffer jacket, is that Kathmandu or North face?

Aaron: Thanks mate, it's a north face duck down.

Ben: Maaaaate, supervisors run white goose down are you sure you've even earnt your sleeves?

Aaron: yes maaaaate
by Yes maaaaate July 21, 2023
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Devonshire cheek puffer

A Devonshire cheek puffer is an extremely large penis, so big that it will cause the viewer to puff there cheeks out in exasperation at the sheer size of the thing.
"Upon the releasing the farmers package, Kelly the milk maid soon realised she was dealing with a real Devonshire cheek puffer"
by #big H July 26, 2022
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Puffer T-Valve

The pressure of a load that fills a girl's mouth who has cheek piercings, the pressure of which cause a high psi t-valve explosion going in all three directions
That freak had cheek piercings so I turned jer into a puffer t-valve
by Sullvein September 03, 2017
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Analyst puffer

A person expert who is an expert on blowing in assholes
by jim blows your dad December 26, 2021
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Puffer Popping

A Puffer is an aroused dick. Popping a puffer means when they have explosive cum coming out of their penis.
“I really made little jimmys puffer pop lastnight!”

“I be puffer popping every night bro”
by pufferpoppingenius June 05, 2022
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puffer rock

Euphemism for farting. Stepping on a puffer rock results in a crop dust.
Dad just stepped on a puffer rock!
by eEyore_21 March 26, 2011
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