pud monkey

1) a person who does stupid things in a very annoying way.
2) from the terms pud-to mean idiotic and monkey as in the mammel. so, an idiotic creature who is absurd without trying.

my boss is a pud monkey. he won't leave me alone and keeps harping on about insignfigant things.

by Val Cohen April 26, 2004

Pound the Pud

To Jack off or have someone jack you off.

She could pound the pud!
Hey what are you doing in there pounding your pud?

by CableBob September 06, 2008

pud huff

a person who enjoys the inhaling of male genitalia... they luxiriate in the smell of and savor the taste of cock...

brandon is such a pud huff...

by feral silence September 25, 2004

pudding head

persons who have the ability to fuck up the easiest of tasks

hey pudding head your so thick you cant even shovel shit.

by paddyl August 18, 2007

Surprise Pudding

While in the process of removing a chick's underwear (or men for you turd burglars out there) you discover a smear, stain, etc., of fecal matter.

Yo son, don't fuck with that bitch. Last night i damn near tossed my cookies when i came across some surprise pudding in her draws.

by Ya Moma? August 28, 2005

soft pudding

The act of an extremely inebriated or repulsed male attempting to engage in sexual intercourse with a flaccid penis

Bro how'd it go last night with that chick?
Not too good I tried to feed her the soft pudding. I figured everything would straighten itself out once I got in. It didn't happen.

So did you have sex with that guy last night?
Sort of, he fed me the soft pudding for a little while and then he passed out.

Man I can't believe you jumped on that grenade last night.
Well technically I didn't, all I could muster up was the soft pudding before passing out.

by Rubbing Dicks January 30, 2010

dicking the pudding

messing around; wasting time

Hey, Kevin! Quit dicking the pudding and get to work!

by dacarlton February 15, 2005