Pube Knoose

When your freakishly long pubic hairs form a knoose around your penis. Which leads you to attempt to free yourself of the uncomfortable pulling it causes when you walk.

Ahh! this pube knoose is a bitch! I wish i could untangle myself, i guess i'll wait til church is over.

by AnthonyBiatch March 31, 2010

Odin's Pubes

noun - An exclamation of astoundment or revolting consternation at something deemed ghastly or disgustingly shocking or very undesired.
may pertain to the likeliness to, or appearance of particular crotch hair from a Norse god (Odin).

"Odin's Pubes! That whore had a massive boner!"

Bro 1 - "Dude... I just saw Two Girls One Cup playing on my dad's laptop..."
Bro 2 - "That's more gnarly than Oden's Pubes, bro."

"Oden's Pubes! I have to give a presentation about gonorrhea in the workplace to my boss by Wednesday."

"Oden's Pubes! This soup taste's like watered-down skeet."

by Noob Philosopher February 24, 2013

Pube Queen

Shane Dawson, the famous YouTuber, calls Simsimi, the chatting bot, a "Pube Queen", since she really looks like pubes wearing a crown.

Shane: Hey Pube Queen!
Simsimi: Stop calling me a Pube Queen Shane!

by NozhanA April 12, 2014

Pube-ghost

A person who randomly places pubic hairs around a house of a person who does not have pubic hair.

I can't wait to pube-ghost Sally now that she had laser hair removal.

by Sisnarf June 2, 2019

Rocket Pube

A pubic hair that appears on a shower wall above the normal groin height. It is said that these pubes shoot off a nutsack and land at shoulder height or higher.

The rocket pube was at eye level. That must be a record.

by GadgetHog April 30, 2009

flounder pubes

when you got so many thick and curly pubes that it looks like you have buckwheat in a leg lock.

i been taking that propecia so long that i grown some muff in my place, i think edward scissor hands could make a brontosaurus topiary out of it. looks like i got a case of the FLOUNDER PUBES

OR

last time dirtwoman took off its moo-moo it looked down and said 'do what i got FLOUNDER PUBES'

OR

Harriet Brindle looked down and said "i have flounder pubes fire crotch"

by Brian Ezell July 23, 2008

Pube Lube

Any of a variety of ludicrously overhyped jams, jellies, oils, creams, lotions, liniments, or dressings designed to lubricate and "enhance" the alleged pleasure of sexual intercourse. Currently being marketed with increasing specificity, e.g., fruit-flavored, glow-in-the-dark, his-and-hers, just for transgendereds, etc.

Jar, bottle, or tube - go buy our pube lube!

by Inga Lishlova June 29, 2008