pube rug

A hairstyle that occurs when a man’s hair is curly on top but shaved on the sides, hence it appears that pubes are growing on the top of his head.

Dude, check out that guy’s pube rug! What a douchebag!

by AHS2UCLA August 27, 2021

Pube rash

When grinding so hard during sex that one or both partners get a red, inflamed and irritable rash from the other person's pubes. This is especially painful if one of the partners recently shaved. Pube rash was originally coined by Eltrombopag in early 2011.

Grogan: Hondah rode me so hard last night and now I have this rash...
Dr. Danny: Yeah dude, that's pube rash...Next time just give her an eye closer

Gavon mounted Gason dry and raw last night and now Gason has a savage pube rash and needed to be treated at the local clinic.

by Owl Manning March 9, 2011

pube teeth

when somebody sucks a hairy penis with braces on and a pube get caught in the braces

that chicks got a pube between her teeth she has pube teeth

by wdogs123 December 14, 2009

Odin's Pubes

noun - An exclamation of astoundment or revolting consternation at something deemed ghastly or disgustingly shocking or very undesired.
may pertain to the likeliness to, or appearance of particular crotch hair from a Norse god (Odin).

"Odin's Pubes! That whore had a massive boner!"

Bro 1 - "Dude... I just saw Two Girls One Cup playing on my dad's laptop..."
Bro 2 - "That's more gnarly than Oden's Pubes, bro."

"Oden's Pubes! I have to give a presentation about gonorrhea in the workplace to my boss by Wednesday."

"Oden's Pubes! This soup taste's like watered-down skeet."

by Noob Philosopher February 24, 2013

Rocket Pube

A pubic hair that appears on a shower wall above the normal groin height. It is said that these pubes shoot off a nutsack and land at shoulder height or higher.

The rocket pube was at eye level. That must be a record.

by GadgetHog April 30, 2009

flounder pubes

when you got so many thick and curly pubes that it looks like you have buckwheat in a leg lock.

i been taking that propecia so long that i grown some muff in my place, i think edward scissor hands could make a brontosaurus topiary out of it. looks like i got a case of the FLOUNDER PUBES

OR

last time dirtwoman took off its moo-moo it looked down and said 'do what i got FLOUNDER PUBES'

OR

Harriet Brindle looked down and said "i have flounder pubes fire crotch"

by Brian Ezell July 23, 2008

Pube Lube

Any of a variety of ludicrously overhyped jams, jellies, oils, creams, lotions, liniments, or dressings designed to lubricate and "enhance" the alleged pleasure of sexual intercourse. Currently being marketed with increasing specificity, e.g., fruit-flavored, glow-in-the-dark, his-and-hers, just for transgendereds, etc.

Jar, bottle, or tube - go buy our pube lube!

by Inga Lishlova June 29, 2008